THOUGH YOU DIE.

𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍 !

[hisrevolt]

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐄, 𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍 — friends only, highly selective roleplay account for gregory of yardale from south park: bigger, longer & uncut. 21+. writer uses they/them pronouns. est. portrayal is heavily based on my own personal headcanons and various other inspirations.

do not follow if you are under the age of 21.

A STUDY IN : to be added .

DIRECTORY : ( carrd / wip ) ; ( pinterest ) ; ( playlist )

AFFILIATES : none .

one — i will not follow anyone first. this is a friends only and mutual exclusive roleplay blog. despite that, I am open to becoming mutuals on the off chance you stumble upon me and my blog .

two — i use small text, coloured text and double spacing. I will minimize my use of formatting if specifically requested.

three — i primarily write this character aged up (from teenage years to college and adulthood), as I find it restrictive for character development to only write him as a child.

three (b) — i will not write smut. this is very uncomfortable for me. on a related note, I will not ship with established adult characters (re: a character that has always been presented as an adult in their canon). nor will i ship with an aged-down adult character.

four — i am multiship ! i enjoy writing and developing character dynamics, be it romantic, platonic, or antagonistic. seeing what bonds could be created is what i find the most fun.

five — gregory is basically just my over glorified oc that i do whatever the heck i want with, so i apologize if he doesn't follow too closely to canon ( not that i have much to go off of in canon in the first place ) .

[rpmemepalkia]

Please reblog this if your blog is crossover friendly

aka you are happy to write with muses who aren't in your same fandom (fandomless muses of similar genre for instance)

+ specify in tags what kind of crossovers you're open to

[leneemusing]

A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS

❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞

❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞

❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞

❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞

❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞

❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞

❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞

❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞

❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞

❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞

❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞

❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞

❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞

❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞

❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞

❝ were you ever going to tell me or were you just going to make me guess what you're thinking and feeling. ❞

[notmorbid]

the pitt: season 1 [2/3].

dialogue prompts from the first season of max's the pitt.

are you mean to everyone, or just me?

i didn't think _____ would find out.

what can i say? business is good.

there's a lot of ofi: opportunities for improvement.

what's your sign?

i'm gonna look honest with you: it doesn't look great.

i'm such an idiot. and now i'm having a panic attack.

everybody likes you when they're on morphine.

slow down. we'll figure this out.

don't jump to the worst case yet.

there's a fine line between confidence and cockiness.

_____ is my heart in human form.

did you talk to anybody after ______?

it's okay to need help.

anything i can do to help, i'm available.

we don't always get to see the best side of people.

you can't dwell on it. that'll tear you apart.

you don't have to have all the answers. sometimes, just asking how someone's doing is enough.

haven't you ever done anything stupid?

if you ask me how i'm doing, i swear i'll punch you.

not another word, unless you want your tongue stapled.

at least i'm not the only fuckup here.

make sure you share your location with someone, just in case.

maybe i've gotten too soft.

you seem hangry.

how do you get through the loss of a child?

i'm sorry. i spiraled. occasionally, i jump to the worst case scenario.

i don't have friends, just followers.

i don't feel safe at home.

i don't recognize myself in the mirror, sometimes.

i feel like i'm in a dream and nothing is real.

do your parents put a lot of pressure on you?

whatever is happening, you can tell me.

that's the only way to get through: you have to lean on friends and family.

trust your gut. i'll back you up.

you can't even be honest with yourself.

leave your baggage at the door, like everyone else.

focus on what you can control.

if you over-exaggerate your questions, you usually get a truthful answer.

you're very good at teaching.

did i say something that upset you?

move on. i already did.

every hero needs a sidekick.

are any of us normal?

kind of a weird vibe out here.

i don't mind. we have no secrets.

after high school, i had to get out of there.

you can stay in here for as long as you like.

i like taking care of everyone.

i just wanted to hear your voice.

home is the last place i want to be.

you just gave a speech titled 'how to literally bury your feelings'.

you got this. don't worry, partner.

you should've seen me. i was inspiring. also terrifying, and a little bit shaming.

can i get you a cup of bad coffee?

i'll be honest, i think you need some help.

i come bearing gifts.

no gross pictures, i promise.

i learned my lesson. it won't happen again.

that's why i'm here: to be brilliant. and bring peace.

not a lot of people live to say that.

i told you not to turn around.

harassment has zero educational value.

cows totally freak me out.

i'm sorry. life isn't always easy.

this is a tough place for sensitive people, but we need them. badly.

if you're ready, i need you.

we need to assume the worst here.

somebody called you. who?

don't touch me. i'm fine.

who did this? i want a name.

you know the difference between surgeons and serial killers? serial killers don't bill their victims.

it's okay. i'll be okay.

i'm fine, by the way.

nice to finally put a face to a name.

one must imagine sisyphus happy.

my god, you're like a bad penny.

this is really gonna hurt, but you won't remember.

i just feel so helpless.

do you have a best friend?

who pissed in your cornflakes?

you can take the girl out of the ER, but you can't take the ER out of the girl.

it's been a pretty fucked up day.

i did not have _____ on my bingo card.

i'm really sorry if it seemed like i doubted you.

you trusted your gut. maybe that's your special sauce.

i don't want to get anyone in trouble.

it's not like you think.

could a drug addict do what i do?

[hisrevolt]

"  now ,   i’m  not  saying  that  you  are  wrong .   just .   well .   logically  speaking ,   not  right .  "

[ms-mandy-m]

[hisrevolt]

WHOA ! im alive !!

[hisrevolt]

MPREG IN SOUTH PARK

[hisrevolt]

STARTER CALL / length will vary .

[hisrevolt]

STARTER CALL / length will vary .

[rpstartersinc]

* 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋  𝟐.

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

“ look man, i’m serious okay ? ”  

“ i’ve never seen anything like it … ”  

“ i haven’t been able to sleep since that night. ”  

“ don’t give into fear out there. ”  

“ if you freeze up around these things, they’ll sink their teeth into you. ”  

“ something’s not right. ”  

“ don’t move, i’ll be back for you. ”  

“ don’t shoot ! ”  

“ you can thank me later, when we’re safe. ”  

“ hopefully, they’ll have some answers at the police station. ”  

“ it’s a good thing we found each other. ”  

“ oh my god, this is so unreal. ”  

“ what if there’s no survivors ? ”  

“ looks like we’re walking from here. ”  

“ you’re safe, for now. ”  

“ i’m sure you did what you could. ”  

“ this place will eat you alive if you aren’t careful. ”  

“ i am not the priority here. ”  

“ if you see one of those things - uniform or not - you do not hesitate. ”  

“ this is not how i imagined my first day … ”  

“ it is so nice to see you. ”  

“ don’t worry about me, _____. you take care of yourself. ”  

“ bet he’s not part of the rescue squad. ”  

“ i won’t hurt you, i promise. ”  

“ you gotta be kidding me … ”  

“ i just need you to lower that ladder for me. ”  

“ it means we’ve got something in common … ”  

“ i’ve been looking everywhere for you. ”  

“ on the ground, hands behind your head. ”  

“ he’s full of shit ! ”  

“ don’t tell me how to do my job ! ”  

“ obviously, nobody taught you manners ! ”  

“ we can’t let this thing spread. ”  

“ i won’t let you down, ____. ”  

“ somebody’s watching me. ”  

“ hey. stay sharp. ”  

“ surprised you made it this far. ”  

“ that information’s classified. ”  

“ do yourself a favour : stop asking questions and get the hell out of here. ”  

“ i don’t believe it. a real human. ”  

“ are we the last ones alive ? ”  

“ i’m sure he had a good reason. ”  

“ don’t be an asshole. ”  

“ just get me the fuck outta here ! ”  

“ it just … happened so quick. ”  

“ this is getting old. saving your ass - that’s twice ! ”  

“ this isn’t a game ! ”  

“ nothing dies down here. ”  

“ what about you ? trying to save the world ? ”  

“ i’m not going to hurt you - ”  

“ i’m going to ask you to lower that weapon. ”  

“ we need to terminate her before she turns. ”  

“ i told you to stay put. ”  

“ whatever it takes to save this city … count me in. ”  

“ you are gonna be so fucking sorry ! ”  

“ that explains the horrible things i’ve seen. ”  

“ god only knows what’s down here … ”  

“ you’re stuck with me to the end. ”  

“ can’t say i didn’t warn you. ”  

“ i’m just impressed you made it in one piece. ”  

“ not much time … need to dispose of it. ”  

“ forget about me … just go. ”  

“ you have to get up. he’s going to get us ! ”  

“ i don’t have time to play twenty questions. ”  

“ i was scared. ”  

“ power must be out. ”  

“ should’ve known you wouldn’t die ! ”  

“ this conversation is over ! ”  

“ i will get you whatever you need, okay ? ”  

“ you can run, ____, but you can’t hide. ”  

“ bravo. gonna burn me alive now ? ”  

“ enough with this cat and mouse game. ”  

“ i don’t like the sound of that … ”  

“ i’ll bet those rats spread it. ”  

“ there’s no turning back. ”  

“ your jacket’s so warm. ”  

“ i don’t know what i’d do without you. ”  

“ you were doing just fine without me, until i came along and got you into all sorts of trouble. ”  

“ i was getting worried there for a sec … ”  

“ i can’t walk like this. ”  

“ you’re not getting rid of me that easy. ”  

“ let me carry you. ”  

“ worse than it looks. ”  

“ i got plenty to live for. ”  

“ what the fuck were you thinking ? ”  

“ you left me no choice. ”  

“ i knew you’d make it. ”  

“ you don’t look so good. ”  

“ i’m so lucky to have you. ”  

“ i think i can open it from the other side ! ”  

“ we make a good team. ”  

“ as much as i wanted to trust you, i didn’t. ”  

“ i was just some pawn to you ? ”  

“ i don’t wanna hurt you. ”  

“ then you shoot me, but i don’t think you can. ”  

“ i … need to take a shower. ”  

“ we gotta stop meeting like this. ”  

“ show no mercy. ”  

“ so … are you guys like, boyfriend and girlfriend ? ”  

“ that would’ve been one helluva first date. ”  

[leememes]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1 SENTENCE STARTERS .

" no one can choose who they are in this world . "

" it's a beautiful day outside . "

" i thought you weren't coming today . "

" late again , i see . "

" your unique skillset might help a LOT on this assignment ! "

" you just keep doing your thing , ____ . "

" i'm sure everything will turn out fine ! "

" don't die . "

" you suz , you lose ! "

" uhhh . that's not very reassuring , huh . "

" let me tell you a secret . "

" quiet people piss me off . "

" you think just 'cause you don't say anything , i can't tell EXACTLY what you're thinking ? "

" don't act shocked . you know it's true . "

" how about i get expelled for some REAL carnage ? "

" how do you feel ... about losing your face ? "

" you've got a good mother . it'd be a shame to make her bury her child . "

" if you haven't gotten it by now ... your choices don't matter .

" let's go , freak . "

" that wasn't ENCOURAGEMENT , dumbass !! "

" god , can you walk any slower , or what ? "

" not used to walking around without someone holding your hand ? "

" is it me , or ... is it REALLY dark in there ? "

" why are you so scared ? "

" well , we've worked hard enough . "

" don't scare me like that , dumbass !! "

" we gotta find a way outta here . "

" YOU got us into this mess , YOU get us out ! "

" oh my god . never mind . you have NO idea where you're going . "

" oh , you're not dead . sweet . "

" do not be alarmed ... i am not your enemy . "

" i'm the bad guy ! "

" stay out of this ! "

" (melodramatically) i'll protect you with my life ! "

" it's ever so wonderful to meet you ! "

" i suppose it's just the two of us , then ... "

" i've been waiting here alone my whole life . "

" i hope we can be good friends . "

" would you like me to teach you how to fight ? "

" i've never hugged anyone before ... "

" your choices are important , too . "

" i knew you were a hero the moment i saw you . "

" ho ho ho ... if it isn't my favourite person . "

" psyche ! you're not even in my top FIVE favourite people !! "

" you fools ! you're too late to stop me ! "

" does it look pretty ... ? "

" can i have some of yours ? "

" let's just get this over with . "

" ah , clobbered guys . brings back memories . "

" why are you looking at me like that ?! "

" you REALLY think you know how to be SCARY ? "

" wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off . "

" you wouldn't know scary if it picked you up and bit your face off . "

" puzzles are YOUR job . along with everything else i don't wanna do . "

" why are you asking ME ?! "

" i wanna be as scary as you ! "

" thanks for your feedback ! i'm really feeling scary ! "

" something EXTREMELY dangerous lies ahead ! "

" i can't go home at all because i'm so scared ! "

" yeah , yeah , i am pretty great , huh ? "

" not to downplay your contributions , but you ... didn't actually help at all . "

" that thing was BLOODTHIRSTY !!! "

" those guys were enemies . they're FOR terrorizing . "

" before that , you also ate an innocent person's cake ... "

" whether you like it or not , you're a hero . could you please start acting like one ? "

" from now on , i won't be such a rotten hero anymore . "

" ... i'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead ! "

" you're going to be on MY team ? "

" so what's your , um , evil plan ? "

" have a little patience , please ... "

" watch your back . AND your front . "

" how's the evil scheming going ? "

" all i ate for breakfast was chalk ! "

" you really shouldn't of pissed me off , man . "

" my dark energy bends the rules of grammar ! "

" thank you so much , loser ! i was having trouble ! "

" all evil plans allocate for delicious treats . "

" are you sure you aren't evil ?! "

" NEVER do something someone else can do FOR you ! "

" am i at fault in any way ? "

" you're really amazing , you know that ... ? "

" we split up 'cuz i'm too EVIL for you . "

" WHAT'S with the lecture ?! "

" if you're jealous , you can be a bad guy , too ... "

" i know the forest like the back of my hand ! "

" i have no idea where i'm going . "

" i'm lost and confused !! "

" bad guys gotta look out for each other . "

" anyone that gets in my way ... gets crushed into dust . "

" you'll have to do what i say ! my wish is YOUR command !!!

" DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT . "

" i'm still hungry . "

" it's like nothing i eat here matters . "

" thank you for sharing ! you're a good friend !!! "

" i'm still boost from the juice !!! "

" why are you acting so weird ?! "

" ... what's that green stuff around your mouth ? "

" don't expect me to feel guilty ... when they have to clean you off the floor . "

" if you don't get out of the way ... i'll kill you . "

" why aren't you fighting back ... ? "

" ... you think i CARE ? "

" are we still friends ? "

" yeah , yeah . don't push your luck . "

" what the hell ? your prison cell gets MOSS !? "

" you're more about , uh , grovelling like a total loser . "

" if you tell me what to do ... i'll listen to you . "

" i'm counting on you , ok ? "

" there must be a peaceful solution to all this . "

" oh , spare me the heroics . "

" get away . from my . friend . "

" let's go back there tomorrow , alright ? "

[cementforbones-deactivated20171]

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

[hisrevolt]

jingles greg like a set of keys, give me a christophe

[hisrevolt]

I'm alive

[hisrevolt]

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

you guys still want greg, lmao

[princesconsuela]