HistoirePeanut @histoirepeanut - Tumblr Blog

I refuse to follow any Ides of March tags cause I want to be snuck up on every year and stabbed over and over again by the memes.

It’s how I celebrate.

jvgsjeff

yahenni

doctor-wormm

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

flieslikeamoron

this quote is sending me

dragon-in-a-fez

NYT crossword getting a bit personal here

supreme-leader-stoat

Apparently the actual answer was "denim."

Which means that I can only imagine the poor guy who entered "E," "N," and "I" in any particular order, with an increasingly nervous sweat as each one checked out.

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

chainsawmansheart

natalieironside

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

breadbird

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

deathbyotpin123

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

charlesoberonn

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

grifalinas

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

teaboot

😔

one-time-i-dreamt

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void

crunchbuttsteak

teathattast

gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

nullelemental

this worked last night lets go for round two

helloitsbreeisnotonline

I really need some good luck rn

alex51324

I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.

hauntaur

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

makesoneteam

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

pochayun

would you like to share with the class 🤔

makesoneteam

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

mercury-mage

would you like to unshare with the class

dotterelly

I wanted to try making a quesadilla so I googled to check for advice on how to make sure it worked out well. Turns out someone on reddit asked the same question, and now I'm going to make and eat a baby.

dotterelly

No. No, I don't think this one needs tags.

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

ryan-sometimes

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.