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Amanda Cooper. 20. Lesbian. Culinary Kid. SoCal. goofball.

[heyepiphora]

Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

Enter now!

[zoewashburne]

man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer

like ‘wanna come with us’

‘no’

no hard feelings

end of story

instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why you don’t wanna or can’t go somewhere or you end up going anyway

[randomslasher]

42 Ways To Say No

My fiance’s step-mom (my future step-mother-in-law? Is that a thing?) wrote the above article as part of her “Short Course in Kindness” series and it is phenomenally helpful for those of us who may not have the spoons (mental or physical) to do all the things we get invited to do. 

[memewhore]

[bluedogeyes]

[grassleaves-deactivated20140911]

[deafdisciple]

tears tears forever

[joshbelivesincoulson-blog-blog]

[strawberryflavouredtrash-deacti]

Omg. I am actually crying.

[didney-worl-no-uta]

Will always reblog every time I see this

[alwaysyourenemy]

I didn’t even see that coming.

[jkimisyellow]

[theseweirddreams]

[sea-goat777]

Im Crying! </3 Aww

[viria]

[weeaboowonder]

OMG. RIGHT. IN. THE. FEEEELS. CANNOT. HANDLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[drarryking]

This is the saddest god damn thing I’ve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reason 

[autumn-rains-give-me-life]

Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didn’t let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldn’t leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldn’t walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.

[thisisarebeljyn]

And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.

[peujeune]

I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didn’t know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. We’ve been best friends ever since.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animal Puddles (more)

[brittandsan-deactivated20161008]

I am both upset and relieved that I can’t accidentally make a baby with a girl.

[danceonmytongue]

This

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

[peteneems]

[sunnyharley]

Legends only

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

Reblog for wholesome good luck

[saturn-in-retrograde]

[menpale]

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[candiikismet]

This was too much

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via itcuddles)

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[jiggerhoo-deactivated20180728]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is the most lesbian cake i have ever seen

[ask-whitebladeyi]

Lesbians are just culturally appropriating lumberjack culture, and thats probably fine.

[05am]

[hittingtheresetbutton]

Tattoo goals 😍

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Reblogging purely for the last one

[svrgebinder]

@jupiterjames

[wnq-writers]

My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.

Anonymous (via wnq-writers)