[bullletproof-love]

a relationship isn’t always 50/50. some days a person will struggle. you suck it up and pick up that 80/20 cus they need you. that’s love.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Clowns honk their noses to pump their blood because they got rid of their hearts long ago

i’m gonna fillet you like a fucking flounder

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[infinitebadashianqueen]

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Murder is work kids.

[krystal-prisms]

Too much work

[gay-vibin-girl]

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

[vulnerablx]

I swear I’ll be fine for weeks, but one morning I’ll wake up and my heart feels heavy for no reason at all. It’s just hard, you know? thinking you’re making all this progress only for it to be ruined by one little thing

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[jaes-aerie]

@horrorshowmania

[lightning-and-honey]

Dean: so I have a plan-

Cas: no

Dean: but-

Sam: no

Dean: it’s a good pl-

Jack: no

Dean: I promise it’ll-

Rowena: no

Dean: but guys!

Cas: Dean, you have the survival instincts of a squirrel on crack cocaine, therefore we’ve collectively decided you’re not allowed to make plans anymore.

Dean: :(

[trusttheflow-deactivated2023062]

[hmj227799]

Soon..

[hmj227799]

Maybe it's just time to fucking die. The one person keeping me alive wants nothing to do with me now.

[bellringermal]

Movies Bloodborne fans should watch: (if you ask me :P)

Brotherhood of the Wolf (French movie about the Beast of Gévaudan. Bloodborne’s fashion is most likely inspired by its beautiful costumes.)

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Cainhurst? Cainhurst. Cheesy at times.)

Crimson Peak (Gothic romance at its finest.)

Hellboy 1 / 2 - The Golden Army (Just watch the two movies, okay? SO GOOD.)

Van Helsing (yeah yeah, I know this one isn’t that great. WHO CARES! harmless fun with crazy weaponry and big monsters.)

Mary Reilly (the classic tale of Dr.Jekyll & Mr.Hyde seen from the point of view of Jekyll’s housemaid who, obviously, has a crush on him. )

From Hell (Jack the Ripper. Johnny Depp, Alan Moore, lots of drugs.)

The Whisperer in the Darkness (The best adaptation of Lovecraft’s story of the same name.)

Red Riding Hood (this movie gets all the hate just because it has the same director as Twilight but is a pretty decent movie with great atmosphere and a nice twist near the end. It’s not that easy to figure out who’s the wolf! My only complaint about this flick is that the actors are waaaay too attractive in pure young-adult romance fashion. Still worth a watch.)

Tenshi no Tamago (aka Angel’s Egg. Weird, visually stunning, very esoteric and reminds me a ton of Fishing Hamlet for some reason. The plot is cryptic and mysterious, just like Bloodborne’s.)

The Company of Wolves (a weird classic based upon Angela Carter’s dark fairytales ~♡)

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies (It’s better than you think.)

Goya’s Ghosts (SPANISH INQUISITION! Heresy! Torture! Drama! Doesn’t “look” like Bloodborne, but the themes are there and is overall a good historical movie with great actors.)

Penny Dreadful (TV series. This one is a mixed bag for me, but the photography is stunning and Victorian to the core. Rushed ending tho. And a lot of gratuitous sex scenes that don’t go anywhere. I warned you.)

Taboo (TV series. PRETTY NICE)

Solomon Kane (PURITAN DUDE KILLS STUFF)

Hellsing Ultimate (Anime OVA which needs no introduction.)

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

I found it!

[sinnamontoasttcrunch]

YAAAAAS

[alexdantisanders]

This is legendary!!

[hmj227799]

To anyone that cares

I'm moving to college soon and my mother planned on moving my brother into my room, which I was completely fine with. However, I did not know it'd be before I actually left. This last weekend, my parents and I moved my brother into my room will he was gone and I currently am staying in our spare room. This is only my tipping point, though. All summer, my mother has snapped ate for every little thing I do wrong and treated me like nothing is good enough. It has gotten to the point where I've just been silent for most of the day. I can't say anything cause my mother will think I'm being ungrateful, especially since she just got me a new laptop (that I can't use for another week), but she hasn't even cared enough to ask me what's wrong, yet she's made remarks on me being quiet. I don't really know what to do at this point and no one I talk to makes me feel any better about this situation...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[gingersofficial]

[thrlslmbrdy]

[ohaiitsurrn]

I read this with my own eyes and heard it in my own brain…so now I’m throwing it at you, my friends and followers.

Suffer.

[rose-i-s-rose]

[hmj227799]

[hmj227799]

My mother's thought process

Make sure the 12 year old has everything perfect, but don't check up on the 19 year old's mental stability once

[hmj227799]

I feel like I'm going to explode. I wish I could just get away for a while...

[hmj227799]

Feels great when it seems like not even you're parents want you around anymore. Love getting ready to leave for college...

[hmj227799]

Wish things could go back to how they were when we first met.

[groovymoonie]

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.