Today Two-Face robs the second national bank and we rewatch HMB
-I’m bat-wayne. I’m bruce man! FUCK, IM BATMAN
-”My hummingbird- ostrich hybrid murder birds!”
-All the Robin-Batman mini songs
-”Well if you can’t afford pants, I’ll give you mine!” *Lauren does rest of song with pants around ankles
-”Wow, what a sweetheart! This is going on the fridge! Quick! O’malley, to the fridge!”
-Makes a Twitter poll to decide Robin’s fate- 21st century yall
-”I will simultaneously be robbing the Second National Bank of all it’s $2 bills, so collectors of out of print currency, BEWARE!”
-Jaime’s Candy voice is so high did they modulate it or something? Like how is that humanely possibly
-”gET hiM, mY sOuR pAtcH kiDs!”
-”I’m sorry but all we can offer to you at TGIFridays is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphereeee”
-“FUCK GOTHAM, IM SAVING ROBIN”
-“Quan-Li”, “O’Malley”, and Alfred do all the work
-Literally every villain has poisoned the water supply
-’what do you want me to do, Johnson?’ ‘I DONT KNOWWWW. YOU CANT STOP BATMAN- THAT'S WHY HE”S MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO!’
-The Barack Obama impression oml
- “Be born a millionaire and have your butler build a jet! THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.”
-”The rest of the squad cars were just blown to SMEYE-THEREYENS”
-THAT VAT OF BOILING HOT CHOCOLATE
-”Batman saved my life, and if paying him back means imploding my own head, FUCKING YEAHH”
this is getting too long i might post part 2 if yall want it
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