Hannah

Dallas|21|They/Them

[andtosaturn]

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

[spicyvampire]

One Day At A Time really got saved during pride month, Pop was like

[lorelaigilmoure]

stranger things + iconic lines 2/?

[shesnake]

gifsets will never be able to truly capture when cinema PEAKED (nsfw audio)

[bigfou]

My Idol

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[aryawolfchildstark-deactivated2]

First and last appearances of House Stark

[aubrey-plaza]

Someone Great (2019) dir. Jennifer Kaytin Robinson

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[still-not-a-cat]

Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

[neptunetheghost]

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

[chaos--themralds]

[kolbye]

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

[thechaotictrickster]

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

[gaygaygay-no-kitaro-deactivated]

Hairspray and the Shape of Water both take place in circa 1962 Baltimore and I absolutely think of the events of the two happening simultaneously

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

♪ Good morning Baltimore! There’s the fish man who lives next door. There’s the lady who rides the bus. I think they’re boning but I won’t judge. Good morning Baaaaaaaaltimore…. ♪

[borderlinefroggie]

tyler dancing to chlorine via his instagram story

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[procrastinatingplatypus]

nobody needs pants in lord of the rings

[denisvileneuve]

Game of Thrones ladies delivering lines™ in season 7.

[lezzerlee]

Ryan Coogler vs. Joss Whedon

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]