The Procrastinating Platypus

she/her // an adult. You are GONNA be seeing cats and dogs on your dash if you follow me. Also some Star Wars, Batfam, The Untamed/MDZS, Stranger Things, Star Trek and others. Occasionally n s f w

[dinovelvet]

[shatterpath]

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[sophsun1]

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[ibedressin]

Happy Black Fae Day!

I did this as part of a collaboration post with many other wonderful black creatives over on IG. My theme was Warrior Fairy.

Creative Direction and editing by me

Shot by @sachinteng 🥰

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[nyancrimew]

happy raccoon birthday

[targetedknowledge]

[puddlebrigade]

you create Miette? you fold her like the paper football? oh! oh! papercuts for mother! papercuts for mother one thousand years!!!

[sirellas]

Well, this should help.

[soothedcerberus]

Smooch for baby AND your grumpy teenager 🔥🔥

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fatlittlewife]

he needed to feel the rain on his skin. no one else could feel it for him, after all.

[dogpuppy]

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[cumdumpstiel]

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

[obiwancreampie]

[say0ranarts]

maelle🖼️

[everyday-cutephoto]

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy