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[hocol]

Just found out hitler was 5’8. That’s so embarrassing he should’ve killed himself for that

[hocol]

Wait

[hocol]

Just found out hitler was 5’8. That’s so embarrassing he should’ve killed himself for that

[hocol]

HOLY FUCK

I just realised that the term "I'll pray for you" isn't actually a common fraise, I just went to a catholic high school

[hocol]

Sometimes I think that I think that I should really eat something, but I'm not hungry. Then I think about everything that I've eaten that day and realise that I'm basically on a liquid diet

[hocol]

“We’re all capable women.”

“Deniesse goes by she/they you whore.”

[hocol]

Why’ve u got a balcony looking at the street on that big ass house of yours? Is it to look at how poor everyone else is compared to you?

[hocol]

Sometimes I just want to be built like a cereal box

[hocol]

do you ever be taking your first sip of a steaming hot chocky, but then ✨third degree burn✨ and suddenly your tongue has shrivelled beyond recognition like a sun-dried egg

[hocol]

I'm concerned .

my sister to me after she walked into me making my new dance routine to Careless Whisper by George Michael

[hocol]

sometimes i feel bad for ants but then one of them bites me and i don’t feel bad anymore. When i get bit there is nothing but pure rage pulsing through me, it radiates out of me like i’ve eaten nothing but beans for the past week.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

im quaking

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

It’s nice to be appreciated.

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[theredbellybird]

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

[forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul]

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

[hisnameisalhaitham]

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

Thicc like the irondick

[annabellebear]

Good god y'all are thirsty

[travelerofbothtime-and-space]

thirsty and proud

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

[blackarrow-bagels]

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

Perfect

[marsh-potatoes]

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

No mercy until our demands are met!

[nonstop-anxiety-attacks-blog]

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

[s-a-t-e-s-s]

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

[netphenomenon221b]

God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!

And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!

And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :

@incorrect-ironstrange

Emphasize on

IronStrange

As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome

ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

[brickgirl1993]

I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!

I too demand Irondick!

[loveolafblrart]

This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.

I love it!

Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!

[blackkfoxx]

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

It’s what I’m here for

[ashesforashes]

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

*finger guns*

It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.

I hate it and love it.

[pretty-sweet-plums]

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

;)

[tacosareasin-blog]

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I shan’t

[choasblast03]

HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!

TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..

Hoof….

That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.

[layla256]

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

This is kind of scaring me now.

:)

[northern-borealis]

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

[eruwasabaddad]

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy

DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK

Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.

How the hell did this get in my drafts

[antisocial-astronaut]

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

[zemsta-and-the-dragon-deactivat]

Wtf is this

Revolution

[mysteriousharmony]

Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.

All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.

And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’

That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.

[just-a-lamp]

Always remember

Let us never give in in these trying times

Viva le revoldicktion

Let the Irondick live on

Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!

VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!

[not-broken-just-faulty]

Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.

THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK

IT LIVED

[veraraeart-deactivated20220605]

Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️

There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif

[younggayanddoingokay]

What… what is this???

I wanna be part of the irondick revolution

VIVA LA IRONDICK BITCHES

just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags

are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly

you ain’t stephen

you ain’t gonna get it

you know what-

[thechaotictrickster]

This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches

[brittanyisart]

This post is soooo looongggg

long liiiiike?

[blackandwhitecircus]

The

Dick

there ya go

[plasticstrawsmuggler]

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine

I aim to please

[drunk-deity-deactivated20200722]

This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it

Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.

Forgot to add this

[proof-tony-stark-has-a-heart]

how is this the first time i’ve seen this…

Slightly scared to see the Revolution respond to this… I hear chanting… save me…

Could? I did.

[greyspell]

This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity

Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!

So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*

IRONDICK

[little-manatee]

still no irondick, but…

…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?

Never gonna let this die

Im joining this irondick cult ya’ll

What’s the point of life without freedom

What’s the point freedom without choice

What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard

#iron dick 2020

[runnfromtheak]

I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)

Praise the dick

FREE THE IRON DICK

@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg this post went a full round and now its

back ans THICCER THAN EVER

[just-call-me-miles]

Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏

you guys know what goes well with irondick?

Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

“grind” you say? 👀👀

[redwriter100]

Its back… Its been so long

[type40thiefoflight]

This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

three words: irondick arc reactor

[wanderess-as]

You guys this is so close to 69000 notes! Please continue!

For the irondick!

Revoldicktion forever!

[moonyloathesenvy]

Its back on my dash after a year and half.

I’m Sad it took this long.

[remijaecrowley]

This took FOREVER to come back to my dash!!!!

[kuethemoon]

this is the first time the irondick revolution has come to my dash. a lengendary post indeed. rumours of this i have heard, but never before have i seen with my very own eyes. ahhh

give us the irondick we deserve

[obaewankenope]

This is an absurdly long post…

I love it

[syranyth]

I witnessed it in its infancy, and I have now seen it grow into its prime. This post is glorious, and I pledge my allegiance to the revoldicktion.

[conspiracy-to-commit-treason]

this post had the audacity to show its face on my dash at 3am while i was weak and vulnerable. it tore me apart and all that was left was the knowledge that no matter what

the irondick shall reign supreme

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I wish I was vulnerable to the irondick 🥵🥵

[suns-shadey]

I love this. I love this so much. It started with a small protest, maybe some begging. It eventually grew into more. Not just a revolution, no wait, that’s not right, a revoldicktion. It’s so much more. Is it a religion or a cult? That does not matter. It blesses out dash, not curses it. Those of whom had devices of which the revoldicktion brought death to were not ready. Perhaps they never will be. But that does not hold true matter. What matters is if we are strong. If we are the ones who are ready. We all know if we are or not, however. The truth is, that it’s our secret. We’re always ready. We even have a motto. The motive is the only thing important. Those who oppose are naught but fools. They cannot stop us. Never. Superbus sitientique. Thirsty and proud.

I pledge my alliegence and undying support to the revoldicktion.

I love this post, and you all who add to it, 3000.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@stark-strange-love​ sent this over, so everyone thank them for their contribution

[sillysceptic]

I keep seeing this.

And EVERY tiMe.!.!

it has a different last post?!?

It’s been 20 minutes???

[nothere43453-deactivated2021072]

Finally. Im.at the bottom so i can add something.

*inhales*

I Want The Irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ir0nstrang8]

Did I make an entire blog just to post the iconic irondick? Yes. Yes I did.

[thesleepy1]

I promised myself that I wouldn’t join another cult, but I must make exceptions for the Irondick.

[hocol]

exceptions are always made for the irondick. its pure length and girth sustains us.

[hocol]

unpopular opinion:

Daniel Radcliffe could play James Potter (the first one) he just needs to change his glasses

[hocol]

me: *holding a knife threateningly at the orange peel* you don't understand. *desperate, on the verge of tears and screaming* you'll never understand what I've done!

orange peel: you forget, *a sad smile joins it's determination* kindness is forged in an ocean of suffering and blood. it rises from the ashes of what was once loved, as darkness settles within. theres nothing you can do to me that hasn't already been done.

me: redemption is no longer an option. *shaking, tears pouring down face* i don't have a choice.

[hocol]

me: lessons in... humility

me: *starts irish dancing*

[hocol]

my brain:

me: shut up brain, why you so needy

my brain:

my brain: bitch, i'm you

[hocol]

dirtydick cucumberbooty

youse know who I'm talking about

[hocol]

literately any english teacher: it has such a deep and complex meaning. it is a representation of their suffering, and demonstrates the true inner turmoil they are facing. this small representation demonstrates the bigger picture, and clearly shows what is happening in all of society and the effects of it.

the book: they ate spaghetti for lunch