Milfs welcome: Men tolerated.

Unhinged.

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[spicypotstickerbliss]

I’ve been thinking about this post at least once a week for YEARS

[jncos]

I’m sorry.

[kosmogrl]

[memewhore]

[laughoutloud-club]

[valtsv]

submissive and beheadable

[valtsv]

*kneels down at the chopping block and looks up at you so sweetly*

[violentoffender]

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

[stingdragon]

Your death will be quick and pineless

[mathematicianalias]

My life is now better with this pun in it.

[geisterwand-remade-deactivated2]

[pukicho]

Guys I deleted that post because I didn't have the fucking guts to post the follow-up

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

Samwise giving the eulogy at Gollum’s funeral

[kuims]

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

[slaytinafaguilera]

that’s ellen degeneres

[strawberryamanita]

Not so generes now

[post-store]

$29.99

[hentai-a-little-bit]

Omg Ellen you’re so bad! Pass the chimps :)

Follow me for more! I’m just a fifty year old woman who loves memes! Proud mother, proud slut, just a lil’ mama cooking up some mischief! Inbox is always open! 

[bryng]

What the fuck is happening

[hentai-a-little-bit]

Why do people keep asking me that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[3000s]

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

[3000s]

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

[valtsv]

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

[valtsv]

[pukicho]

dm me if you want ringworm

[pukicho]

DONT fucking dm me

[pukicho]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pukicho]

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

[pukicho]

back from my insane piss

[pukicho]

What the FUCK is your problem man

[eepybubble]

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand