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Felix / 18 / Germany / Design Student my hobbys include complaining and pizza -

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

[justacunninglinguist]

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up

[carbink]

mods are asleep post toilets with threatening auras

[markv5]

😺

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[kikkerje]

He is a genuinely nice person, whom I’ve met like twice maybe, and is always generous

[mapsontheweb]

Meat ball in German dialects.

[yuki217]

Fixed it.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

“Fleischklops”

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

[pochowek]

Showed my sushi socks to my vegetarian friend the other day and she just took an incredibly quick glance and said “You have carcasses on your socks. Theres dead bodies on your socks” Why do people who listen to the smiths gotta be like that

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you gotta flex on your ex real quick

[creamynut]

He getting way too hi tech wit dis… nigga Ben 10…

[leahjosselyn-deactivated2022031]

Is that the fucckkkiinnngggg ben10 watch???????????????

[captaincream]

Goddamn Naruto run

[livinginvirtualinsanity]

😂😂

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

how do they make these damn videos

[javere]

😭😭😭

[chuckiibabii]

The boy cold wit da edits

[bishopmyles313]

We gon see a lot from this kid

[mr-catastr0phe]

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[intimatehoneys]

[kingrudegyalchina]

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

[fatalienspacebabe420]

Boobs don’t even matter ladies, it’s what’s under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.

[rainbowoftruthandlove]

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[localstarboy]

[vergak]

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

[deactivated123123-deactivated20]

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.