[writing-prompt-s]

You teach at a rundown school. One day an elderly woman gives you the keys to an old bus. She tells you “Take chances. Make mistakes. Get messy.”

[the-real-eye-to-see]

I’m already waiting for them to say “but starfire isn’t black! She’s an alien" 

She’s always been black!!!

[cleothegoldfish]

Thug tears are falling

[isaac]

does anyone remember the time when kim k heard her sister talking shit so she opened the door and screamed “don’t be fucking RUDE” all while hitting her sister with her $5,000 hermes bag 

[rlynotokay]

[unnonexistence]

*sigh* roll for it

[light-of-eyllwe]

@joncarlos3rd

[sys-aurastella]

@zeshaika

[estrogenpatchnotes]

@sergle

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who makes horrible puns and then proceeds to laugh about them himself

[ziraseal]

fun fact

bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.

[miss-ingno]

a nearbi if you will

[quinintheclouds]

just a bistander on standbi

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via meriah_j)

[cartnsncreal]

SPONGEBOB AS AN ANIME OPENING IM CRYING 

( the ORIGINAL creator of the video)

[tariqah]

Patrick’s thing moving as he moves. I feel so disgusted

[nokiabae]

I wish I was dead

[autohaste]

God is dead and we killed her 

[meme-hole-2-blog]

This may just be the cutest thing i’ve ever watched omg

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[softalphys]

this is quite possibly the cutest cat video ever

[an-actual-human-disaster]

This is all I want for my life omg

[reynoldsnbauer]

the most relatable dee moment

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

“here come the nightbloggers”?

excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck

[gaynfl-moved]

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

[battlevilla]

Bowser (who’s on vacation in this game) calls Jr. to make sure that everything is in order. WHAT A GOOD DAD

[androginking]

In the game of Salem, if you’re the “witch” you have to lie and trick your way into convincing people you’re not the witch to make it to the end of the game alive. I just didn’t think @toomuchducky would resort to the lengths of making me concerned for his well being to get there.

[quinnfabrayapologist]

The second the music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down

[francyfifty]

This was a hell of a rollercoaster jeez I’m crying