Hoi fishes

Hi. I'm h I support monster love and am gay. I reblog stuff. I'm trying to be more active so have fun sorry for the politics.

[atuans]

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

[atuans]

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

[mutiemenace]

this website right now

[hysieme]

did you know that this scene is actually really funny?

when you play it backwards:

[isinuyasha]

you can’t leave this hilarious scenario in the tags @zelkam

#when you’re leaving a party and see your nighttime bus approaching but your friends yell that you can still make it

[thegingerpowers]

[officialrosencrantz]

how about tumblr pays us instead. $4.99 every time the search function doesn't work

[ariwritessometimes]

In light of the recent PostPlus nonsense tumblr is trying to pull, here's a reminder that monetization of fanfiction can lead you to legal trouble. On Ao3 it's against the TOS to even mention any money-sending site at all because of the conditonal protection they offer.

Putting your entire fanfiction blog behind a paywall is like pointing a neon sign saying "please sue me". I bring this up specifically because tumblr mentioned fanfiction in the post that they made and that is going to leave a lot of people misinformed.

Remember: Do NOT paywall your fanworks.

And rest assured, my blog will never be pay-to-read, even if this weren't a fanfiction blog. I think the whole thing is ridiculous.

[slavexisabel]

[hoiyahsworld]

Hawoooo

[c3rvida3]

If I get an axe in the tit, would top surgery be considered reconstructive and covered under insurance? My friend is really good at axe throwing and then also I’d be able to give the money to someone who’s not willing to take an axe to the tit.

[fuckthefuckery]

Well the fact that this is know on the internet for an insurance company to find kind of answers your question.

[c3rvida3]

Do you think my insurance company follows me on Tumblr dot com???

[newts-insurance-company]

I AM

[c3rvida3]

AW, FUCK.

[c3rvida3]

I’m going absolutely bananas trying to think of why somebody would talk about their insurance fruad openly on social media. Are people out here tweeting, “Hey #gamers. Just committed #insurancefruad”, or…?

[intersex-ionality]

The actual impact of the intense social media scrutiny that fraud departments put their clients through is more like… looking for tiny technical violations.

For example, denying people’s medical treatment because they appeared in someone else’s feed holding a glass of champagne at a wedding, but put that they don’t drink on their medical records. Because, see, there’s physically not an option for drinking less than 1 unit of alcohol per week at most hospitals and doctors, but if you’re listed as 0 (because you only drink on holidays or at weddings), and the insurance fraud unit finds a picture of you toasting at a wedding reception, that’s grounds to say you were committing insurance fraud by falsely representing your health or lifestyle status for lower premiums.

This is an especially well known problem for former smokers who quit, but whose social media may show pictures of them having smoked previously, which can be misrepresented by insurers as proof that you’re lying about your smoking status for better healthcare.

Because, you know. People who are struggling with addiction should just die I guess.

Or, let’s say you like to keep your social media pages a positive space. Somewhere that you can present your most upbeat face. Better hope you’re not filing for disability, because that positivity can be used as proof that you are not actually being sufficiently impeded or pained by your illness/injury. And god forbid you try to have hobbies while also being in recovery, because that’ll just lead to your insurance investigator calling you “brazen and dumb,” for what they call lying about your injuries, and what everyone else on this earth calls trying to have a goddamn life.

Other examples are things like, refusing to pay car insurance claims because you sent a facebook status update a few minutes beforehand while you were stopped at a red light.

Social media page investigation for insurance fraud has very little to do with people “plannign to commit fraud on twitter,” and everything to do with insurers looking for any possible way to avoid fulfilling their obligations to help keep people alive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“my child is completely fine” your child romanticizes being buried in a bog

[rosie-on-a-string]

Okay but. Imagine how *comfortable* laying in a bog would be? Like how laying in mud feels so Nice- but u don’t do it cuz when u get of the mud you’re all.. ya know.. muddy? Solution. Never leave the mud. Become the mud

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SEE

[kokori99]

Wait so why are mud baths so popular I’m not saying this as someone who likes mud baths, I find the idea odd, I’m just asking the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh shit this is “bath bombs are fae propaganda” all over again

[teenytinytumblers]

…what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BATH BOMBS ARE FAE PROPAGANDA 

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[whereisyourpippinnow]

🦌❤️️

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[gardevoir]

[fraseris]

AND ITS EVEN ON THE 25TH OF MARCH AGAIN

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rob-pattinson]

source

[3-oclock-tea]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

this is the post that inspired this blog

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elfwreck]

To be fair, post-it notes are generally safe enough.

The point of a strong set of computer passwords is to keep your accounts safe from hackers, not burglars.

[riptidemonzarc]

In the Linux world there is a concept along the lines of “presence takes precedence”; i.e., if you’ve got physical access to the machine, it’s yours, and indeed, if you’re halfway determined and can google effectively on a separate device, you can bypass the password to a Linux computer you have right in front of you. With a bit more googling, you can gain root access and do pretty much anything you want. The flipside is that Linux servers are *very* difficult to hack into remotely, to the point that a significant portion of the Internet runs on Linux machines.

This concept is similar to that of password managers, like Dashlane or LastPass. I prefer Keepass myself, which is a bit more cumbersome than the other two, but it’s open-source and doesn’t store any passwords remotely, so you’re not relying on the security of strangers.

But any way you like it, a password manager (even letting Google manage your passwords) is better than having to keep track of a million different accounts yourself. Let the program generate a long string of nonsense for you, and you don’t even ever have to see it. Then you just need one decent password *for the password manager*, and occasionally change the generated passwords if you have reason to suspect they’ve been compromised.