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[zmpl]

even if bioessentialism was real and all trans women had some inherent advantage over cis women in sports you could not pay me to give a fuck because sports are made up. they are games people play for fun. even though we as a society invented careers around sport it is still boiled down to the fun made up game where you kick a ball. or dribble a ball. or swim in a pool. or show people how fast you can run. it’s for leisure. fun. not serious. who gives a fuck. fun. #mygame⚽️🏀🏈⚾️

[oncce-againn]

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

[the-bluebirdy]

how to explain to cishets that woman and girl are placed differently on the gender spectrum

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[schoethe]

Goethe nach Schiller: #post mortem-Masterpost

"…unleidlicher Schmerz ergriff mich, und da mich körperliche Leiden von jeglicher Gesellschaft trennten, so war ich in traurigster Einsamkeit befangen. Meine Tagebücher melden nichts von jener Zeit; die weißen Blätter deuten auf den hohlen Zustand, und was sonst an Nachrichten sich findet zeugt nur, dass ich den laufenden Geschäften ohne weiteren Anteil zur Seite ging, und mich von ihnen leiten ließ, anstatt sie zu leiten."

Goethe über die Zeit nach Schillers Tod, Tag- und Jahreshefte 1805

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"Seit der Zeit dass ich Ihnen nicht geschrieben habe, sind mir wenig gute Tage geworden. Ich dachte mich selbst zu verlieren, und verliere nun einen Freund und in demselben die Hälfte meines Daseins."

Goethe an Zelter, nach Schillers Tod im Mai, 01.06.1805

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"Ich kann, ich kann den Menschen nicht vergessen!"

Goethe über Schiller, zur Schauspielerin Amalie Wolff bei der Probe des Epilogs zu Schillers Glocke, den Goethe zu dessen Andenken gedichtet hatte und woraufhin er um eine Pause bat, um sich zu erholen, Weimarer Sonntagsblatt 1857

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"Man hat mich vielfältig getadelt, dass ich nicht auf unserm Theater, wie es andernwärts geschah, eine Totenfeier [für Schiller] veranstaltete. Wie konnte ich das? Ich war vernichtet!"

Goethe in einem Gespräch mit Carl Friedrich Anton von Conta im Mai 1820

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"…und wenn ich jetzt ins Theater komme und seh’ nach seinem Platz, und muss es glauben, dass er in dieser Welt nicht mehr da ist, dass diese Augen mich nicht mehr suchen, dann verdrießt mich das Leben, und ich möchte auch lieber nicht mehr da sein."

Goethe über Schiller, in einem Gespräch mit Bettine Brentano, 1806

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"Je mehr Goethe über sein Leben nachdenkt, je mehr fühlt er, wie ihm Schiller niemand ersetzen kann. Vorigen Winter, wo wir in seiner Loge mehrere Gespräche über die Kunst und Geschmack hatten, sagte er so schmerzlich, wie er jetzt so allein in der Welt stehe!"

Charlotte Schiller an Gottfried Körner, 1810

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"Ich brachte dann Schillers ‘Dreißigjährigen Krieg’ und empfahl mich wieder. Als ich abends zu Goethe kam, bemerkte ich, dass ihm [Tränen] über die Wangen herabrollten. Ich fragte erstaunt: »Exzellenz, was ist Ihnen geschehen?« »Nichts, Freundchen«, erwiderte er, »ich bedaure nur, dass ich mit einem solchen Manne, der so etwas schreiben konnte, einige Zeit im Missverständnisse leben konnte. Schiller wohnte drei Häuser von mir, und wir besuchten uns nicht, weil ich, von Italien zurückkommend, vorwärtsgedrungen war und die durch Schiller veranlassten Räubergeschichten nicht vertragen konnte.«"

Goethe über die Zeit vor seiner Freundschaft mit Schiller, Joseph Sebastian Grüner, 1822

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"…mein Vater ist seit gestern über das Bevorstehende so ergriffen, dass ich für seine Gesundheit fürchtete. Heute früh 6 Uhr ließ er mich kommen, um mir mit Tränen zu eröffnen, dass es ihm unmöglich sei, dem heutigen feierlichen Akte selbst beizuwohnen."

Goethes Sohn August an Schillers Sohn Ernst, 17.09.1826, wegen der Feierlichkeiten zur Niederlegung von Schillers Schädel in der Weimarer Bibliothek; Goethe sollte eine Rede halten, August vertrat ihn dann:

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"…doch am heutigen morgen wurden in ihm alle die Gefühle mächtig rege, welche jene Vergangenheit vorüberführten, wo er mit seinem geliebten, unvergesslichen Freunde Friedrich von Schiller die schönsten Tage verlebt, auch manche Trauer erduldet hatte, —einem Freunde und Zeitgenossen, dessen früher Tod einen Riss in das Leben meines Vaters brachte, welchen weder Zeit noch Mitwelt zu heilen im Stande war."

August von Goethe, Rede bei Niederlegung von Schillers Schädel auf der Bibliothek in Weimar am 17. September 1826, welche August aus obigen Gründen Stellvertretend für seinen Vater halten musste.

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[pusong-mangga]

edit: apparently op is on tumblr! send them some love!

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[striders]

whenever i cant force myself to complete tasks i start thinking shit like “they should invent a cocaine thats lowkey good for you” and then i go. Oh Yeah. I Need Medicine.

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[jkottke]

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

[angiethewitch]

not terrible I suppose. for a warhammer painter who calls everything fulgrims pink or dryad bark I am bad at this

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[charl0ttan]

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Voting ended onFeb 26

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now