I Am Goose

The names Alyssa. The game is being actual literal trash.

[crankgameplaysgifs1]

Ethan and Mark have the hive mind of an idiot

[evilsquirrel18]

Has this been done before?

[lokisren]

i would let ben solo ruin me with that lightsaber in a heartbeat

[politicalqueen]

i’ve never seen so many people kiss one human being’s lying fake ass before... @republicansonthehousefloor

[hyunllx]

Did this Gaetz asshole really make a “Triggered” joke in his statement.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[witchling-guidence]

I could really use a miracle. So why not

[acewithdnd]

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

[filthygrandpa]

Lower y’all prices, damn

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[chewbacca]

Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) | First trailer design vs. redesigned Sonic from the new trailer

[pissvortex]

there is no way in hell the original design wasn’t a marketing stunt to get everyone to praise their new “redesign”

[yoisho-ono]

There is actual merchandise with the old design so it was set in stone before fan outcry

[pembrokewkorgi]

Well, that is a pretty good dent in the “this was all planned” theory.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a xylophone, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

[cadaverkeys]

its fall lads

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[ithelpstodream]

[crazy-pages]

To quote Jesus when asked about whether attractive women could be to blame for adultery: “If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out”.

[filmgifs]

I’m Shaggy, and this is Scooby-Doo! Scoob (2020) dir. Tony Cervone

[fuks]

[ohbaeme]

Watching this makes me happy

[lstname1st]

I did not see that coming

[mrslean]

yoooo

[kidslutti-]

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

[divorceddadrock]