Welcome to my comfort garbage pile

Feel free to enjoy my garbage, but please put it back later! ° They/Them ° 26-year-old ° German ° Mostly reblogging stuff that makes me happy

[casgirl]

This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

[penguicorns-are-cool]

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

[charlignon]

Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !

[cinoclexity]

Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿‍♂️ ❌️

[genericpuff]

[havanillas]

aventurine at ikea

[tearlessrain]

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

[thundering-susurrus]

Et tu, Boope?

[calware]

sure what's the worst that could happen

[sasukemexicano]

@uranium

[uranium]

[gay-pippin]

BOOP! 🐾

[lakeofthesocknessmonster]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[scrawnytreedemon]

BEHOLD!

Public transport!

[knightautomata]

...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

[enki2]

[chandralia]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[crunchymayo]

[hollow-kitsune]

i love Tumblr's obsession with this holiday

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[catchymemes]

[thatnonb1ny-cvmslut]

Babe are you okay, you reblogged "plague doctors fixing each others cloak" fifteen times today