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2018: grimes is a union buster

2019: wavves is a landlord

2020: king krule arrested by INTERPOL for gunrunning

2021: dirty projectors block out the sun

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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

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THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

bigmammallama5

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is this terry crews’s workout jam

witch-apologist

This slaps honestly.

holysweetgoddamn

this is sooooooo gooooooooooood

I’m moving to SF in May so get ready for lots of angstposting

wizardshark

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

wizardshark

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.

cowboy-garfield

THANK YOU–I’ve had exactly 2 phones in the last 6 and a half years and they were both androids that served me very well. Meanwhile it seems that iPhone users go through phones like toothbrushes :/ i BEG YOU– spend your money more wisely. My lg has the best battery life, camera, and accessibility I’ve gone through while phone shopping. Don’t buy into the hype

holysweetgoddamn

but then I’d be a green chat bubble on people’s phones

This has become one of my favorite songs.

#this is about to me soon #not the relationship part but

rlmjob

egg

the music really adds to the plot

heyhowiee

this is literally so stupid I’m cackling

ulibeanzz

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time