Elizere Randomness

just a bunch of random stuff XD no real rhyme or reason to it! 23

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[babyspacebatclone]

See pinned post.

[homestucksfaygo]

Found this in a shitty taxidermy group and low key my inner monster fucker loves this. Like its a minotaur. Its so well made too!

Also thought of you when I saw this XD @momolady

[glow-cloud--doodles]

http://chng.it/2TrMRPgFjS

Sign the Petition

STOP ICE FROM POISONING IMMIGRANTS!

Help stop the gassing of Immigrants!!

[milf-adjacent]

We need to do more than sign a petition. Don’t shut up about this.

[guiltyidealist]

Hey, followers?

Don’t scroll past this.

[dandymeowth]

There are people in the notes saying this isn’t a gassing and it’s “just” a disinfectan0 being sprayed on surfaces to avoid covid, and people are “just” having allergic reactions to it

https://dandymeowth.tumblr.com/post/619934243092561920/your-url-is-problematic-odddior-i-know

That post explains better what this chemical is and what is going on.

“The guards are spraying this disinfectant in retaliation for the report [that revealed the deplorable health conditions in detention centers]. To be clear - HDQ is an industrial-strength disinfectant, which according to the manufacturer is “harmful if inhaled” and “causes severe skin burns and serious eye damage.” The guards are spraying it on everything every 15-30 minutes, according to sources, and immigrants in the center have already experienced severe symptoms including blisters, rashes, bleeding, fainting, breathing difficulties, headaches, stomach pain, and nausea. “

It’s not just allergic reactions. That’s a severe misunderstanding of what disinfectants do and a refusal to acknowledge how serious this is and WHY people are freaking out.

No, they’re not literally being gassed in the grandiose (gore-iose?) way you’d think of - being shoved into an iron chamber like animals that then is filled with gas that melts their skin… But they are still being forced to into small areas with harmful fumes and surfaces covered in chemicals that are made to eat living matter.

If you had to be in a room for days and weeks with bleach or peroxide all over everything, you don’t need to be allergic to start having severe reactions. Cleaning chemicals say to use protective gear and ventilate the area for a REASON.

[tenthdynasty]

[maladi0401]

This is really not okay. It wasn’t okay before, and now it’s worse than it was.

[curiousobsession101]

I work as a university custodian. This is the chemical we’re using to sanitize surfaces we’ve cleaned due to coronavirus. We’re not supposed to spray it directly on any surfaces. We spray it onto a cloth and then wipe surfaces with it. It’s supposed to dry before people come into contact with those surfaces. Once it dries on water fountains it’s rinsed off (I don’t know if it actually does anything to rinse it off when it’s already dried but that’s the procedure - we have to let it dry to make sure it’s had enough time to kill virus particles). That’s in university buildings with extra ventilation that are sanitized twice a day. This is horrifying.

[iceeckos12]

Reblogged as of 11/10/2020

[frottinq]

[el-tejano-1031]

This didn't happen...

[kittykat8311]

Pretty sure it did, thats the maine_gov account right there

[el-tejano-1031]

Nope... Please fact check your shit.

[frottinq]

this is clearly photoshopped. why are you trying to replace the maine flag with an ugly ass navy blue one? plus who puts text on a flag TWICE? ugly crest, ugly color, ugly state. the rainbow flag though? might just make it redeemable.

[stonechevy]

@garfimbo, you're an idiot.

It literally takes less than 5 seconds to do a quick Google search and about 10 minutes to actually read and verify that this is the real State flag, not the gay pride flag.

Please make sure to do your research so you don't end up looking like an ignorant asshole.

Seriously, do your fucking research.

[frottinq]

oh yeah? what about this? main dot fucking gov says otherwise.

I expect a written apology. I want your name signed, and i want the date on it.

[autisticexpression]

Furthermore, sharks are smooth as hell both ways.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

[icyharrington]

a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!

my fat ass:

[lovely-langdon]

self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.

my amazonian ass:

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.

My fatherless ass:

[seharuuchan]

Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.

My Asian ass:

[opheliacrainbow]

Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast

My big tiddie ass:

[isyoumadbro]

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

[persassy-basson]

Self insert fanfic: She looked up at me “You’re so beautiful”

My ugly ass:

[yehetbitchtrash]

Self insert: my silky long locks, laced through his fingers, tugging on the roots forcing a moan from my throat

My black looking ass:

[inky0000]

Self insert: he put his forehead against mine

My greasy as fuck forehead:

[sugary-mystery]

Self insert fic: They brought me a box filled with delicious sweets. What a wonderful gift!

My diabetic ass:

[homestucksfaygo]

Self insert fic: He allowed you to sleep in, bringing you a breakfast in bed.

My medicated same time every morning ass:

[laughingsquid]

A Woman Put Together a Star Trek Starfleet Uniform Outfit Seemingly by Accident

[sleepysnowfinch]

Accident? Yeah, right. This woman is clearly a Starfleet admiral. 

[thesylverlining]

This is:

Completely beautiful

No way in hell by accident

Me in 50 years

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[gravityofstars]

She has also written some absolutely amazing books recently.

These are just a few of them. I read The One and Only Ivan to my students every year (and there’s a sequel coming out in May!).

Every one of her books I’ve read has been beautifully written. Yes, they’re written for children, but you won’t regret reading a single one of them. Applegate is hands-down my favorite middle grades author.

Read. Her. Books.

[gravityofstars]

Also this

[ophidahlia]

Animorphs says trans rights

[officialblackwallstreet]

Over $190,000 has been invested into this Black Owned and Operated Business 3 Some Chocolates

Their Chocolate Company is seeking Investors to join them on their Chocolate journey as they continue to grow and make an impact in the Chocolate industry x 3!

To Learn more about the founders, the business and the opportunity visit us at Wefunder or hit the link below to learn more. Check out our investment campaign today at www.wefunder.com/3.some.chocolates

Visit 3somechocolates.com to shop now.

[chaoticrenee]

“Police will not investigate due to lack of public interest”

What the actual FUCK

[stonerzelda]

https://www.change.org/p/portland-police-bureau-justice-for-tete

Sign the Petition

JUSTICE FOR TETE

there is a petition

[archived-sakuyeah-isayaoi-deact]

OK, but change.org usually doesn’t do shit unfortunately.

Instead call them and give them hell.

1221 SW 4th Avenue, Room 140 Portland, Oregon 97204 Phone: [phone] Fax: [phone] [email protected]; [email protected]  

Let these fuck know that there is “public interest”

[archived-sakuyeah-isayaoi-deact]

Sorry I went back and edited the right contact info. Please reblog this version!

[qr-closet]

loch ness monster designs - signs, footprints, research

[kristina100000]

you know what do to bitches… tag yourself

[wisdomsblogs-deactivated2020112]

Im the lesbians standing on the roof of cuck-zone

[gayrab]

I’m the pronoun police

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

i’m the guy in the dining hall having a conversation with their feminine friend and just kinda vibing.

[stele3]

I’m looting the classics department.

[geekinglikeaboss]

I’m Free Lube + Condoms

[homestucksfaygo]

I'm the person letting out the rats and mice <3

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[my-darling-boy]

Need some indoor crafts right about now? Peaches is here to help soothe anxiety!

[messy-kobalt]

When it’s time to pet your cat

[normal-horoscopes]

IT IS TRUE LITTLE THING IT IS TRUE THE WOLF ONLY NEEDS TO BE LUCKY ONCE YES IT IS TRUE YOU MUST FEAR THE OLD WILD THINGS BUT THE WOODS ARE VAST AND THE MOON IS BRIGHT AND YOU ARE NOT ALONE LITTLE THING YOU ARE AFRAID YOU MUST BE AFRAID YOU MUST STEP INTO THE TREMBLING NIGHT ARROW NOCKED YOU MUST REMIND THE OLD WILD THINGS THAT THEY SHOULD BE JUST AS AFRAID OF YOU

[normal-horoscopes]

REMEMBER LITTLE THING THERE IS A REASON THE OLD WILD THINGS HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET OF LOWING NIGHT WE ARE THE ONES THAT CARVED THE WILD INTO HEARTH AND HOME WE ARE THE ONES THAT BY MOONLIGHT CULLED THEIR NUMBERS YES LITTLE THING THEIR TEETH ARE SHARP AND FEET ARE SWIFT AND YOU ARE AFRAID BUT THE WOODS ARE VAST THE MOON IS BRIGHT AND YOU ARE NOT ALONE

[hgk477]

How to care for a Cat

Get a cat, but let the cat choose you. They can see what you don’t. Also, don’t go into the back alone. They don’t like newcomers.

Buy your cat food, bowls, a collar (preferably with a bell) toys, a bed, and a scratching post. When buying this stuff, ask for Allen. He knows what each cat needs for a successful hunt.

Leave your kitty cat alone and allow them to explore. They need to sniff out the problem areas of your house.

When you are off to bed, turn your lights off. The light hinders their ability to catch the demon.

If you hear running and shuffling outside your door, do not be alarmed. Your cat is chasing away the demon.

If you hear meowing outside of the door, that means that your cat has had a successful hunt. When opening the door, do not look down the dark hallway. You might meet eyes with the strays. They don’t like eye contact.

Quickly shut your door and make your way to bed. Allow your kitty to do as it pleases.

Enjoy the presence of your new kitty. :)

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[neilsanders]

I’m running an Introductory Animation Workshop with creative arts students this Saturday (August 20, 2016) for The School of Creative Arts Open Day at Melbourne Polytechnic’s Prahran Campus. I’ve rotoscoped and broken down some of the greatest dance gifs to their basic poses and we’re going to collaboratively design characters then MAKE THEM DANCE!!

Come down, check out the campus and say HI!

I can’t wait to see the weird animated goofs that result from this workshop, I’ll post them in a couple of days so we can all be in awe of their hilarious spontaneity! 

[feministism]

[ccjasper]

Why did he do that?

[pseudofaker]

Because Obama created the pandemic response team. Anything obama started, he destroys. 

He’s also cut the budget for the CDC every damn year for the past 3 years

[melissa-blogs]

Do not let this be forgot that he not only fired the pandemic team in 2018, but he also most recently refused WHO's COVID-19 testing for Americans in fear that too many positive testing would diminish his chances at a reelection. (X)(X)