Trashqueen

✨Trash queen extraordinaire✨👑 I'm here, I'm queer and I'm full of fear🌟

[pissvortex]

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

[sexybritishllama]

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

[sexybritishllama]

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

[themasterofawkwardness]

IT’S CALLED TEST TAKING NOT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

male movie critics waxing poetic about captain marvel is the “fuck you” to disgruntled bitter 30yos on the internet we all needed

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[capacity]

U know what’s jacked up though about holding in a fart …… It can still make the fart sound inside of u like the movement of gas inside….. Sounds so ugly. Last week I was holding in my fart and it went brrrrrrrrrp in my gut and I was like wtf am I holding you in for if ur gonna expose me like that……: so holding in is cancelled just go to the bathroom

[goth-aunt]

if you pull apart your buttcheeks it just makes that “phew” sound instead of that “brrrrrraaaap” sound. 

[capacity]

[harlivy]

I got an ad for the us air force on my fb and I clicked “why am i seeing this”. Hell world!!!!

Holy Shit

[harlivy]

Well!

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[boringangel]

beep beep 🎈

[hyrude]

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

[blurchur]

First day of life up until 6th grade 

Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School

Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that

Slowly it started growing back and then….

I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

A year on HRT

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

[blurchur]

Update:

2 years since my coming out 

2 years on hrt

2.3 years on hrt

2 and a half years on hormones 

[blurchur]

Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes

At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving. 

These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)

During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.

I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would. 

[niceferatu]

pride should not have ticket prices. pride should not have cishet people in the spotlight instead of lgbt+ people. pride should not be just another party that straight people gravitate towards for the music and to treat lgbt+ people like we’re a zoo.

this is extremely personal but I’m 21 and I’m not even in a safe enough place to go to Pride yet. I’ve ID’d as gay and trans since I was about 14 and I still can’t go to pride and know I’ll come home to a safe bed to sleep in and wake up to loving parents and it’s so exhausting to go to work the next day and hear that Homophobic Hannah can’t come in because she’s so hungover from ~partying at pride~ all night when any other night of the year she thinks I’m God’s Mistake and that I should shut up about liking girls. it’s disgusting that straight people can be safer at Pride than gay people. it’s not for you.

[3rdeyechakra]

Today is international women’s day, always remember to protect and uplift your trans sisters.

[penicillium-pusher]

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

[penicillium-pusher]

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

[guy]

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[fakehistory]

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

LA minimum wage: $12

Monthly on 40hr: $1,920

Ave rent for a studio: $1,500

One bed: $1,400

Can’t forget the security deposit and non refundable app fee.

Also no rent control. Like anywhere.