Walked in on my best friend watching exit wounds and my dumbass thought id be able to emotionally handle it
we're not kids anymore.

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Walked in on my best friend watching exit wounds and my dumbass thought id be able to emotionally handle it
I got a splicer mask tattoo!!
Every 5 months I remember I have a tumblr account
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!
Why not
Hey pal. Don’t cry. Your old pal Titties Is here to take you to the doctor
the piendblade
I use this for using it to do thangs
I dreaam of a piendy with a light brown piendish
Piendish I will put you in a littol basket and carry you to market
you know damn well I'd steal a salami or two
The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
Oh how could you say such a thang!
Oh goodness oh no
Free her?
YES!!! 🎉🎉💃🕺💃🕺
No. One billion years.
Vanilla extract
Why does Tom look like a ghostly apparition of a Victorian gentleman who died of consumption? (In a nice way)
Ah yes, the house of hades
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I will in fact need to buy all of these immediately