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Hey Star Trek fans, I need some advice on something
If someone posts a fic on Ao3 with the Kirk-era characters where it can be read as either the original series version or the reboot movies version without impacting the story, how would you prefer they tag it?
How to tag?
Tag as just "Star Trek"
Tag as TOS only
Tag as AOS only
Tag as both TOS and AOS
Tag as whichever the author envisioned while writing it
Don't use Ao3/Not a Star Trek fan/No opinion
- The author should go back and fix their characterization because it alone should make clear which timeline you are in
Look. I was being flip, but also, ha ha only serious.
If I am writing AOS Kirk, you should be able to tell. If I'm writing AOS Spock, or Uhura, or McCoy, or Scotty, you should be able to tell. (Chekov and Sulu are admittedly more difficult due to smaller amounts of screentime in both timelines). I should be able to drop a scene on you, unlabeled, and have you know who these characters are.
Which Kirk is this?
In the officer's mess that evening, Jim flung himself into a chair between Spock, who was reading a paper draft from Astrophysics, and McCoy, who was reading a novel on a padd. Sarek took a much more sedate seat across the table. "So," Jim said, taking an obnoxious crunch from an apple, one arm across the back of Spock's chair. "Ambassador. Want to tell me why you threatened the Romulans earlier?"
If you know both timelines' Kirks, this should be easy to answer. This scene technically could fit into either timeline -- Sarek could easily be on the Enterprise for a diplomatic mission involving the Romulans in either one. No one's eye color comes up. No one, aside from Kirk, is doing anything out of place for either timeline....but Kirk is. He is wildly out of character for one timeline, and not at all out of character for the other, even though both Kirks would say what he is saying here. It is in how he says it, what he does surrounding that question. You should be able to tell, and in fact, if you know both canons, I will be very very surprised if you can't.
These characters overlap, which means that for varying lengths of story, they might be so similar that it's hard to tell -- but they're not the same. Kirk is by far the most distinct, but all the others have noticeable differences that make their interpersonal dynamics different, their word choices different, etc. AOS Spock is more volatile than TOS Spock, probably because of (a) trauma and (b) being almost a decade younger. AOS McCoy is less racist about Vulcans in general and is less pissed off at Spock in particular. AOS Uhura has a much bigger chip on her shoulder and is hostile to Kirk most of the time; TOS Uhura and Kirk are solidly mutual friends.
I read (and write) in both timelines and I'm dead serious when I say that if something "works for both", it doesn't. It can't. Tag it however you like, I guess, but I'd strongly suggest you think about who you intended it to be when you wrote it and tag it that way, because if you did even a quarter-assed job of characterization it won't read like the other one, and your readers will be able to tell.
Ancient burial I found when cleaning out my vacation nightstand doing serious archeology work
nothing i hate more than someone telling me to smile. bitch u think i should fake being happy for you to feel better about yourself? give me something to smile about you asshole
It's like the other person does not think that you are real. Just some decoration in their life.
cuddly spirk doodle :')
I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service
En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.
So I bought a vinyl from Half-Price Books whose cover looks like this, because I've been obsessed with Star Trek lately:
Well good for you, I hear you say. And yes, good for me.
Except I was not prepared for what was on this vinyl, recorded in 1976.
Because WHAT DO YOU MEAN there is an OFFICIAL RECORDING of William Shatner and Mark Lenard (Spock's father, Sarek) explaining IN DETAIL how a marriage between a human and a Vulcan would work, including the implications of Pon Farr? What do you MEAN they straight up tell us what sex is like for a human woman married to a Vulcan? What do you MEAN they outline the pregnancy and childhood of a half-human, half-vulcan like Spock?
And on top of that, we have Gene Rodenberry saying, and I'm paraphrasing:
"Oh yeah I pitched an episode where a woman has sex with a robot. The network execs didn't like that, and all I could think was [and I'm not making this up] Thank God I didn't make the robot gay."
Respectfully: what the fuck.
I feel like I suddenly understand so much better why Fandom culture is the way it is.
Edit: BTW that's all side one. I still haven't listened to side two.
I found a digitized version for us all to enjoy:
WTF
SNW Trailer Drop!!
Deeply fascinated by whatever this exchange is and what fucking dreams Spock is having so Kirk is the one he wants to talk to?
WHAT TORTURE NEXUS ARE THEY PUTTING MY BOY THROUGH!?!
Spock yelling is always interesting I’m excited to see what gets him so worked up
SPOCK POWERS HELLO TF?!??
SCOTTY/UHURUA FOR THE WIN!!!!
AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ALL THIS THEN?!?
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Farragut Disaster flashback episode is freaking happening this season guys
I see you white smoke cloud of death
Based on the voiceover I wonder if Spock and Kirk really will be trading traumatic memories.
Would Kirk really willingly open up to him like that?
This early?
The hype is real
Hope I’m right
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Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
Art for a fic
People love to ask if I'm enjoying my job as a field archaeologist but then when I say "Yes very much, I excavated a children's grave today!" They have the audacity to look at me like I'm the weird one
sometimes i remember that CANONICALLY teenage old shatterhand's nickname was sappho. like this is crazy
There is absolutely no reason to believe Karl May did not know what he was doing.
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i really like these guys