Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
Today's Document
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
Xuebing Du
RMH
wallacepolsom
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
styofa doing anything
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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@honeybeearchive
why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
I think that we should take both states down with one hit
Not all venom fans are monster fuckers š some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
Guys Iām part of the club š„ŗ
monsterqueerplatonic
We got you, OP.
#sex is weird as fuck might as well add tentacles
Aroace ppl CAN ALWAYS BE A MONSTER FUCKERS!!
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
Husky: Uh no, I'm a husky, I don't have to follow any of your rules.
Collie: I'm sorry, did you think this was a tug of war? *body slam*
Collie: Iām sorry,
did you think this was a tug
of war? *body slam*
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
mentally iām here
You are perfectly immortal. You canāt age, you canāt get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of deathās daughter is in love with you.
Vampire Gaz who is weeping over you as you lay bleeding out in the field, having promised himself to never reveal his secret to you in case he loses you. Gaz, who holds your limp body as your head lolls, searching for him one last time before you greet the ever after, your final confession heavy on your iron tongue.
Gaz, who tries to forgive himself as he draws a line of red through his hand and lets it drip into your slack mouth, knowing what he is doing is irreversible. Gaz who knows that he's condemning you to eternal hunger and the brutal pain of transforming into something unhuman.
Gaz who does it anyways, knowing he'll do anything to save you.
Gaz, who hopes someday you'll forgive him.
It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.
You pissed in a Walmart?
Ew what the fuck are you talking about. I didn't piss in a walmart.
I shit in the walmart
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
Seeing as Twitter is gonna legally steal your work now, please use glaze to protect what you make.
Guys did you hear about Nightshade?
Using both Glaze and Nightshade would corrupt the generation of pictures mimicking artist AND mess with the AI's recognition of what everything is. Like it would generate a dog when you ask for a cat.
And it would be hell for AI bros to remove the cloaked pictures from their database Ź šäŗŗŹ
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblogās will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Ā
i am transgender (ftm) and gay. and proud asf abt it.
i am transgender
(ftm) and gay. and proud
asf abt it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Megan Thee Stallion Presenting Anime Of The Year Award At 2024 Crunchyroll Anime Awards
Obsessed with his duality
Spinner: If you donāt want to hire me because of my criminal record - fine. But for being a lizard?
Spinner: You know I was in the League of Villains, right?
HR: Is that a threat?
Spinner: Oh no, just a point of comparison. Congratulations. Your workplace is less inclusive than the League of Villains.
HR: ā¦
Spinner: You are more racist than ALL FOR ONE.
HR: š°
Spinner: I feel sorry for you.
keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware
Fire tornado soap bubble
This is that eldritch shit. Still here for it, though.
Back in my day this shit would get you tied to a pole and set on fire
Back in my day this
shit would get you tied to a
pole and set on fire
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that āgo againstā horror films and being like āsee? This could never happen.ā
(Itās irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movinā Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That wonāt happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldnāt give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
Disney: litigious enough to go after guys from the nightmare realm.
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeedā¦ youād want someone who wonāt hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
