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my body is a tortilla my blood is white wine 26 | she/they

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[tartrazeen]

@ahasiw-okitowin 💖

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[postergirlfornothing]

[wizardarchetypes]

from now on the marine animal stranding team will only be responding to calls about sick/injured bugs.

[wizardarchetypes]

HOLD ON!!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[longseasons]

stop trusting chatgpt and start trusting a woman's intuition

[femmeidiot]

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[rottingapotheosis]

[islandmusic]

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[imawitchywitch]

This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 propaganda 👏🏻

The push for the infantilization of women to not only be seen as normal, but desired because the world is oh so stressful and hard so just let your man take control of you and your life, is propaganda. Life is being made difficult and hard on purpose. The rise of incel misogyny culture is on purpose. The rise of trad wife infantilization of women is also on purpose. The rise of divinity feminine and masculine, be in your femininity blah blah blah, is also on purpose.

It’s not cute or whimsical. It’s not kink. It’s alt-right propaganda.

You can be whimsical or kinky or have your age regression moments, while also recognizing when you’re witnessing propaganda on your feed and what that propaganda is trying to achieve.

[pepperoni-oni]

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[bakersfield-row]

Can’t get this on any other social media