Clown Lady

She/her, pansexual, 20, 🇦🇺

[honk-x2]

Tv playlist

Now I don’t know much about the other songs, but I am a massive fan of voila and the two songs feature are insane story wise.

I feel like both of them are directed at Preston

The song ‘beauty sleep’ is heavy in the death vibes, especially the line ‘people would kill for the spotlight, so you can use my knife’

And the song ‘glass half empty’ is similar to the name, largly about pessimism toward life, I also like to point out the line ‘ I call it a cry for help, but you call it a chorus’

Both songs feel like being tired of going on and pretending for people and wishing for death.

In other words, I’m really excited to see how this book is! (Also pls listen to voila, they are amazing)

[andyinchoate]

Redacted Audio Fan Game!

Pick your top 3 favourite redacted audio speaking characters. Choose em' now, don't read ahead until you do. No cheating!

Got them? Okay!

📝 The Rules

From memory, if your characters have canonically kissed someone in any of the following locations, you get one (1) point.

No extra points for one character giving multiple kisses in a single location.

It's one point per character, per location. So it's okay two characters have kissed someone in the same location. They get a point each.

📍 The locations are:

7/11

A university/academy campus

Their workplace

In a pool

In a hot tub

In the woods/wilderness

In a dream

In the Meridian

Outside while it was raining

In a kitchen

In a club

In a car

In a mansion

At a holiday destination

In a cabin

At someone else's house

In a bathroom

At an amusement park

In or surrounding the stadium at D.A.M.N

William Solaire's estate

A hotel

🏆 Count your points! How many did you get? Who were in your top 3?

[honk-x2]

I’m hoping I did this right, this was a lot of fun!!

My total points were … 15!

My characters were:

1: Porter

2: Gavin

3: David

(Basic I know but I love my boys)

[thesolarsurfer]

You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I'm not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

[honk-x2]

After about 50 time re listening to the new Noah kahan album, I can confirm that I think Ben would heavily relate to and love it.

[honk-x2]

I know it’s probably very out of character, but I see Isaiah’s and rangers relationship being perfectly reflect in the new Noah kahan album, but from Isaiah’s pov. Like the song “a few of our own” is his pov with rangers right now.

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[bathroomcube]

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

[superdz555]

(link)

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[giant-rat]

sorry girl we’re all fucked

[zegalba]

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

[foreveriallyzombified]

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

[rae-conteur]

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

[aquar-io]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[acekoral]

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

[monkeychewtoy]

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

[aquar-io]

[nor7us]

#It gets better if you read it in their voices

[virtualgirladvance]

F

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

U

[knight-errant-girl]

N

[toa-arania]

G

[robotgirlservos]

P

[flareonfloof]

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[the-quasar-hero]

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

[mezzodical]

[drtanner]

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

IT’S NOT PITCH BLACK AT 4 PM ANYMORE

[butterenriched]

Me in Australia noticing it's starting to be darker when I get up in the morning

You in the Northern hemisphere seeing sunlight at the end of the day

[pukicho]

Here's an image. The inspiration was to go into a forest with a flashlight and take a poicture of tree with my flash light.

[cowserthekhelinace]

All those dumbass birds trying to sleep:

[pukicho]

Fuck them. I’m busy shooting HEAT.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[randomalienencounter]

…

>:[

[scallywiggles]