[honkhouse]

Spamton moodboard

[izzetheking]

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

[birdboy-blues]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[sharkflan]

i wanna be a rat for renn faire this year and kinda want to make a bunch of these little guys to have all over my outfit

[sharkflan]

here is one made with a fluffier pipecleaner, idk which i like better. might just make a variety

[sharkflan]

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[sharkflan]

rat bouquet anyone?

[sharkflan]

i have slowly been adding to my rat stock pile in preparation for this year’s renn faire

[hummingbird-hunter]

Spin this wheel. The result you get is a prediction you receive that will happen to you tomorrow.

How fucked are you?

Incredibly dead

This is pretty bad, but not life ending

Not good, but not terrible

Nothing changes in my life

This actually slightly improves my life

This is everything I've ever wanted

Can't spin/can't read/bald/nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

[sp1resong]

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[dogpuppy]

[eebie]

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[ink-the-artist]

Girls when their periods sync

[ink-the-artist]

do not even worry brother ive thought of everything

[scaryselfship]

f/o giving you the broke boyfriend hug while you check out at the cash register