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bye 911 it’s been a real journey
okay so let me get this straight…in season six buck gets asked to be a sperm donor by an old friend and later delivers the baby only after getting struck by lightning and dying for 3 min 14 sec months earlier and then three years later in season nine he gets addicted to opioids and weeks to months later randomly encounters this bio kid on *checks notes* an live electric fence that he has to go up the ladder and interact with for reasons before reuniting with the old friend to be told something is wrong with him because something’s wrong with the kid only for the friend and his wife to die leaving the kid to potentially be adopted by buck?? do i have that right?
was like, “it has to be an addiction storyline not a hidden condition because they JUST did that with hen” and then i remembered what show i was talking about and how i have zero faith in the writers
Profound. Here's arm.
Buck & Eddie 9-1-1 Nashville Crossover Still
literally and whats the worst about all of it is that bobbys death sucked. like it wasnt even a good fucking episode. bro and his FUNERAL. oh my god like its so insultingggg lmao
ravi: what was your probie year like, eddie?
harry: yeah i bet it was just like this. a ton of scut and teasing.
ravi: did buck bring out the chainsaw?
harry: is that—is that a metaphor?
eddie: um yeah…except for my first week no one really acknowledged that i was new until it was time to have my party.
ravi: *glares at buck*
buck: e-eddie was in the army. and h-he has a—
everyone: silver star. yeah we know.
harry: can we circle back to the chainsaw metaphor?
how would i describe 9-1-1 post season eight?
*athena grant voice*: and that’s no cap
okay so. imagine a show runner. we'll call him tom. tom is running a popular first responders show. and one day, tom sees this guy and thinks "I need him on my show". so he makes a character just for him. and this guy, let's call him bryan, he sees a lot of himself in the character. because the character was made for him! and there's just this... overlap. between the two of them. and at some point, a couple seasons in, tom notices that the character he made for bryan (let's call him teddie) is in a hole. curious! thinks tom. and tom goes to his superiors and says, "hey you guys, it seems one of my characters is in a hole. would it be okay if I got him out of there?" and his superiors tell him that they don't believe he's in a hole, and even if he is, who would care about it, people who are in holes are not part of the target audience, and there's no budget for ladders anyway. and this frustrates tom, so instead of building a ladder, he builds signs, to point to the hole and go "hey! there's a guy still in here!" and slowly but surely there's a crowd of people amassing who's reading the signs, and looking for the guy, and trying to raise awareness about the fact that he's in a hole. they can't build him a ladder, because it's not their hole and they don't have any proper wood, but they discuss plans for ladders, and stairs, and pulley systems. tom, meanwhile, grows frustrated and leaves to run a different show, with guys who are everything but in a hole, and for a while, he's happy.
but eventually, his old show is picked up by a new company – a company that time and time again has shown it has the will and resources to build ladders. and he's ecstatic, he returns to his show and tests the waters, he asks whether they'll let him build a stepstool for a guy on his show that's been sitting in a ditch for a while, and they tell him sure, go ahead, and tom takes some wood from a previous set design and builds a stepstool that's a little square and a little ugly but it gets the job done wonderfully, and voilà, the guy is out of his ditch! success! and the people love it, they're cheering and whooping, chanting to do teddie next, let teddie out of his hole, free teddie, and they're excited and happy and waiting for what happens next (there's a subset of people who fall in love with the stepstool but they're not important to this story), and tom runs back to his superiors, asking for the resources to build a proper ladder for teddie who's still in his hole, and they go yeah, sure, it worked out great the first time around, and tom builds a beautiful ladder, a wonderful ladder, sturdy and proper and everything nice, and he has his team guide the ladder into the hole and then, they wait. they wait, because the hole is by now so deep, they cannot see the ground anymore. it's dark down there, and cold, and they're all sure that teddie would grasp at the first chance to get out of there, will climb up the ladder without hesitation. and so they wait. but nothing happens. and slowly, they grow concerned. the crowd of onlookers gets restless as well, isn't there ladder, they say, doesn't it reach to the ground? and tom doesn't know what to do, and he knows he needs to manage these people's expectations, so he tells them the ladder isn't there at all, he was never planning on building it in the first place, and this isn't a hole, there's nothing here, teddie is above ground, he's just somewhere else right now, he's taking a vacation in texas, we don't know yet when (or even if!) he'll return. and the people riot, demand answers, and a proper ladder, a nice ladder, and they discuss amongst another, is he joking, we can see the ladder from a mile away, the hole from ten, they have to let him out, they have to let him climb, it would be wrong not to! and soon, the skeptics raise their voices, what if he's gone for good, what if he's left us behind for texas, what if he'll never return to us, what if, maybe, there was never a ladder and never a hole to begin with? what if it begins and ends with the ditch and the stepstool and all else is solid ground? and the believers yell out in anger, there's a hole, there's a hole, he's still down there, we can't leave our man behind, he won't forsake us, he'll return to us, and he'll climb, and he'll walk proud and tall, here in the daylight, and he'll be a happy man once more, but the skeptics laugh, accuse the believers of naivety, and soon, the crowd tumbles into a fight that seems like it'll end no more.
and amidst all this commotion and confusion, there's a muffled scream that goes unheard, a shout for help that no ear catches. it comes from down, deep down in the earth, where it's cold, and wet, and the sturdy feet of a long wooden ladder are slowly rotting. it comes from the hole. a desperate voice, a muted voice, a helpless cry that's stifled by a frantic hand. because deep down in that cold, dark hole, there's teddie, still alive and screaming, begging for help. but his efforts go unnoticed. they're sabotaged by no one else but his own reflection, the one in whose image he was made and that brought him to life; it's bryan, down in the dark with him, limbs locked around teddie's and holding his mouth shut. and even as the garbled sound of turmoil drifts downward from the hole's opening, all that reaches teddie's ears are bryan's desperate, anxious whispers.
"quiet," he shushes, "quiet. or they'll know we're here."
buck's ghost has been sneaking into his room at night to paint his forearms a fully different colour to his hands 😔
"Buck, quit flirting and get back to work," Chimney calls from across the bay. Buck makes a face, ready to argue that he was in fact working and Eddie had been the one to walk up and distract him, but something about the way Chimney says 'flirting' digs its claws into him. He wasn't flirting. He doesn't flirt with Eddie. He knows he's doesn't flirt with Eddie because he has spent the last several months getting over Eddie. He doesn't like Eddie anymore and he would never do anything to make Eddie uncomfortable or do anything to jeopardize their friendship like that. But by the time he makes his way to the other end of that thought spiral, Chim has disappeared around the engine and Eddie is in the back of the ambulance.
"I wasn't flirting." Buck says, to no one but himself.
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Eddie is standing at the bay entrance waiting for Buck at the end of shift. He turns to start walking when Buck emerges from the locker room and Buck hustles to catch up.
"Hey," he smiles and knocks his shoulder against Eddie's as he falls in step with him.
"Hey yourself."
The sun is rising over the trees that line the parking lot. The light dapples over Eddie's face and Buck shakes the thought right out of his head. Before he'd gotten over Eddie he would have let himself think about how Eddie looks in the early morning sunlight. He would think about the way it dances in the warm brown of his eyes and colors the blush of his cheeks. He would think about wanting to take Eddie home and cook him breakfast and watch him sleep and curl his own tired body around him to keep him safe.
But he doesn't think about any of that. He's a new man. Buck 4.0? 5? He lost count if he's being honest, but this new Buck is a Buck that isn't pathetically in love with his best friend.
"I wasn't flirting, you know," Buck says. He tries to say it like a thought that just casually sprung up from nowhere, not one he had been spinning in his head for the last six hours. "I wouldn't do that."
"What?" Eddie's stride falters and Buck stumbles a bit to match him again.
"What Chim said. I wasn't, and I wouldn't." Buck can feel his well reasoned, casual, easy explanation falling away and exploding at their feet. He just needs to be sure that Eddie knows. He's worked so hard, he's not going to ruin it now. "And I'm over it anyway, so it's not something you have to worry about."
"Over it?" Eddie has fully stopped walking now. He turns to face Buck and Buck doesn't think about the way the loose strand of hair flops softly down over his forehead. They're still a ways away from their cars. They park next to one another in the back of the lot that gets the most shade unless some probie who doesn't know better steals one of their spots.
Today they are parked side by side, and Buck looks across the lot to where they should be casually saying goodbye to one another and getting in their respective cars and driving to their respective houses and he regrets saying anything, but he also regrets never having said anything before. Everything he wants, or wanted, feels further away than ever.
He can't quite pick apart exactly when he messed everything up so badly, but he can fix it.
"Look, all I'm saying is that we're good."
"Buck, what are you talking about?"
Eddie usually understands what Buck is saying without him even having to say it the first time. Buck huffs an irritated sigh. "Just forget it."
"No, wait-" Eddie reaches out and Buck pulls away. He hates it, but he can't think straight when Eddie is touching him. "Just slow down. What do you mean you're 'over it'?"
"I just told you, it's nothing. I'm not in love with you. I fixed it. I'm fixing it."
Eddie makes a sound like he's choking, seemingly on nothing but Buck's words.
"I wasn't flirting, I promise, it doesn't have to be weird. We can just go back to how we were. Please? Just forget it. Just pretend none of this ever happened."
"Oh-" Eddie has a weird look on his face. Buck can't read it, he can't tell what he's thinking.
"Um." Fuck. Buck is shattering into pieces. There's not going to be enough of him left to put himself back together. "I won't- uh- I'll give you space, whatever you need, but just don't-" don't leave again. Don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave.
"It's okay, Buck. It's gonna be okay." Eddie gives him a smile. There's something behind his eyes, something Buck hasn't seen before. He believes Eddie though. Eddie is usually right. Buck can't see how, but it's gonna be okay.
911n really thinks it can just steal the premise of one tree hill and get away with it?? calling my tv lawyer as we speak.
I didn't enjoy watching the premiere of 911 Nashville and I will not watch any more of it but I have had fun today dealing psychic damage to loved ones by telling them what happened in the premiere of 911 Nashville
... what happened in the premiere of 911 Nashville?
Okay this is long so I'm putting it under a cut:
Blue, the stripper with a heart of gold, is introduced when he's at work, stripping
He is of course a firefighter-themed stripper named "Captain Smokeshow"
A girl in a wheelchair is at his strip club and other girls are picking on her, which Blue sees
So he gives her a lapdance
After, his boss yells at him because this is an ILLEGAL LAPDANCE and Blue is like, you don't get it boss they were being mean to her I couldn't just let it happen I have a heart of gold
End scene
Then we have a 911-typical disaster (bachelorette party in one of those biking/drinking bus things crashes) and Blue heroically runs out to assist, still in his stripper firefighter outfit
At this point I went outside bc Lyra needed to pee so I have the rest of this secondhand from Brit
He used his suspenders to make a tourniquet for one of the victims
He somehow used his stripper oil (???) to staunch bleeding (???)
The main Nashville fire house is also on scene and I guess the second-in-command/chief's son is like, you did great, you should be a real firefighter or something (Brit didn't tell me about this I just got it from context clues)
And the fire chief is like oh btw this is your secret illegitimate half brother who recently reached out to me after he did an ancestry test
The reason I was off in the rodeo last night--
Btw the chief and his son are also rodeo stars
--is bc I have been fretting for five days about how to respond to him
I knew about him
Your mom and I were on a break
It's all cool
He SHOULD join our team
I will use a special emergency rule to make him a field cadet so he can be a firefighter even though he has not been to the academy
And his son is like uh dad that is just for extraordinary cirumstances
And the chief is like, I think your brother showing up by chance at our scene is pretty extraordinary and you should get to know him
Which is fucked btw but I don't like the son very much so I don't care about his feelings
He tells his mom and she's like oh yeah I also knew about him and we were on a break so it's fine
(The son was at rodeo camp for this? They just like sent him to rodeo camp so they could reconsider their relationship. Again, if he wasn't so incredibly boring I would probably feel bad for him)
Also the mom is super rich
Which is why Blue was reaching out to her as it turns out but HE still has a heart of gold
It's his mom who is trying to use them for their money
She's played by LeAnn Rimes
All these people are so boring
There are other characters in the show but they get like one line max and barely exist in the pilot
It's all the chief's family drama
Also a girl gets lifted into the air flying a kite
Reading this you might think it's so bad it's good or at least amusing but I cannot stress enough that it was also incredibly boring
Bring back Doctor Odyssey
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i’ve stepped away from this fandom so i don’t know who to tag. if you’re still invested, consider yourself tagged. this was a fun one!
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