asinorum

5 feet of bad decisions, shitty assumptions, terrible puns and mediocre selfies.

[incelprincess]

[horreurscopes]

[lovedbyjupiter]

[latriviata]

see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

[senatortedcruz]

Scirts

[t00thpasteface]

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[bruntalism]

[thememedaddy]

[fullofdelight]

Found this gem in the comments.

[girlmostlikely]

[postdespair]

[jeaninelatragedia]

[doubletrucks]

double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses