Hoodoo-ne It

I draw art here and stuff

[flock-talk]

A clear threat

[recycledstars]

You’re my present this year.

[rainglazed]

Y'all need to STOP

[folgersincest]

Merry Christmas y’all

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

[h0]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[revolutionarytea]

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

[bbcwhereareyou]

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

[puffins-and-bears]

[growlyghost]

BE UNMADE, BEAST

[number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer]

FROM THE ASHES..

THE PHEONIX SHALL RISE

[number-1-transfem-berdly-enjoyer]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you have some fun facts about frogs? Cursed or wholesome, I'm not picky!

have you ever wondered; why the desert rain frog has the ass of a small human man?

it's because desert rain frogs are burrowers! they spend most of their time buried in the ground to keep cool and moist in their unenviable desert home. and crucially, they do this BACKWARDS.

so, the secret to a great ass, from a tiny frog: bury yourself in the sand all the time ass-first, and you too will develop glutes of steel.

and then you can make this face all the time forever.

[queerdungeons]

birth

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

THE PORTAL OPENS

[walmartdionysus]

[intensional]

[languageoclock]

this is the most aussie thing i’ve ever read

[airandangels]

[kisskissgotohell]

[toastbutteregg]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Just go to Panera….

[haierld]

Panera isn’t complimentary with a hotel stay

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Have you ever heard of shoplifting 😌

[gomi-chandesu]

How do you shoplift from panera??

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

You have to go behind the counter….

[huffylemon]

Alright, so tumblr staff is acting like as if we tumblr users have enough money to pay other tumblr users.

tumblr forgets that their user base is basically just a bunch of alley rats huddled around a slice of cheese

[youraveragebogman-deactivated20]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[guerrillatech]

[191195-deactivated20240210]

i am crying i can't breathd

[silverjirachi]

i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes

[fatal-but-not-serious]

Someone give these two their Oscars.

[disgustingplants]

Are there Soylent green tots yet?

[dankmemeuniversity]