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bellaxiao

falconpunchyourmom

Parallel Earth.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

AMAZING

thaebae

I LOVE

beforethebeautyfades

If you are polyamorous 🌈 REBLOG this so I can follow you

venus-star13

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

sathinfection

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

chipper671740-deactivated202006

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

sathinfection

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

chipper671740-deactivated202006

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is t r u e

langernameohnebedeutung

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

casanova-lives

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

dykerory

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

silver-tongues-blog

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

wewewe-soexcited

Are you sure?

turquoise-shadows-deactivated20

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.

sizvideos

thelogicalghost

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

bettsplendens

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

sweetasruby

theonlylivingboyinnewyork

Portrait Collection Vol. 7 - My Favourite Movies (Dark)

Collected above are 10 paintings inspired by my favourite movies with dark/depressing themes. All pieces were completed in around 2 hours on a basic version of Microsoft Paint without the use of a drawing tablet (just my macbook’s trackpad and my fingers).

From the top left going right and down:

Whiplash, Black Swan, Eyes Wide Shut, Her, Drive, Gone Girl, Pan’s Labyrinth, Manhunter, Nightcrawler, Silver Linings Playbook.

fuckyeahdragrace

regular-love

And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

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missdanielleclick

Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.

wizzardhat

sheltymops:

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485).

POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN).

CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S)

JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST)

SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY).

ARIEL (1890’S)

BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION).

CLARIE HUMMEL

Megara (Ancient Greece)

Mulan (Ancient China)

Tiana (1920’s)

Rapunzel (18th Century)

yunagyaru-deactivated20211230

I’ve reblogged this 6 times probably

toxicphox

You all always forget her excellent Maid Marian

gehayi

Hey, you forgot Shoomlah’s updated version of Pocahontas:

Shoomlah said: Finally updated Pocahontas! I don’t think this is what people were expecting as the next entry in the series, but some of the criticisms of my first design have been eating away at me for years now and I needed to get off my ass and address them. So hey! Spunky age-appropriate Pocahontas/Matoaka, sans feathers in the hair/European imagery/other superfluous details. This is closer to accounts and illustrations of Powhatan dress from the period, and I kinda think it’s closer to the Disney design anyway. WIN/WIN. Thanks to everyone who’s educated my ass over the past couple of years, including moniquill, apihtawikosisan, this-is-not-native, and numerous others. You’ve made me a way more thoughtful artist in the process.

dragonsrequiem

Reblogging bc I loveloveloveloveloveloveLOVE the updated Pocahontas. Too many people sexualize her. Major props for taking the time and care to fix this!