June

he/they - 20 y/o (mdni)

[hoonitaro]

need to be held in a mans arms while i have a vibrator inside me on max setting and i'm shaking and whimpering as he comforts me and calls me his pretty little prince

[swarnpert]

*farmers insurance jingle* We. Have. Boners. bumbadumbumbumbumbum

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

Faggot

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[hoonitaro]

men who are desperate to have their face sat on, to get a glimpse of your bra or panties, to lick and kiss every inch of you, to pick you up just to get the opportunity of holding your butt, to have you on their shoulders just for your boy parts to be against their neck, to give you princess treatment just because you are cute, who remind you they respect your identity as a boy despite how you present your boyishness <3

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jgvfhl]

@laswells-ashtray your dino was featured

[yoursweetcorpse]

puppyboy biting and drooling all over my fingers, and I'm just trying to hide the most obvious boner in the world.

[persseeusss]

Whose gonna let me do this

[hoonitaro]

tboys deserve prince/ss treatment aka getting licked and kissed by their man between the legs while they sit back and enjoy it

[hoonitaro]

i never really cared about 69ing until i realized you could do it sleepily with a boy through your pajamas

[accelldraws]

he is a little kitty catboy and he says meow!! 🐱

[filmphotofranz]

[hoonitaro]

the urge to make out with this level of gay passion

[uovo0]

...

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[byebiscus]

(Yes, this Mei person appeared earlier in this post, where someone said they weren’t Asian, but “mostly Muslim, probably somewhere near Syria”)

[marshmallow-dust]

this is rediculously funny and unbearably painful at the same time

[hoonitaro]

i'm so insanely lonely, having no affection my entire life. i wonder how it feels like :(

[hoonitaro]

yearning for a man twice my size to get on top of me and hump me as rough as he wants while forcing his tongue down my throat and getting my face all sticky

[tieflingkisser]