Living in my own world inside my head is the hardest part of living with ADHD and Autism, not to mention the fact that I can barely focus in school, work, or literally anywhere... Anyways... when life gives you lemons, you squeeze the lemons into the eyes of your enemies, and revel in that short-term satisfaction that will never truly sustain your need for love and attention from those people you thought you could trust that ended up hurting you worse than any stubbed toe in your life. I have problems... oh well, I'm not gonna talk about them here all that much... I think.
Once when I was a kid, I thought I heard my mom's phone ringing. In my brain, I ran down the likelyhood of each contact possibly calling her.
I said her friend was calling her.
The phone started actually ringing a few seconds after I said that and it WAS her friend, who she hadn't talked to in months and didn't know she was going to be calling.
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When I was a kid, one of my pairs of pants had a massive hole in the knee. I really, really hated the idea of throwing them out, so I cut them just above the hole, and kept wearing them as shorts for years afterwards.
when I was younger, I was so accident prone that it's a miracle I'm still alive. When I was five, I fell down the stairs. When I was seven and nine, I almost drowned. When I was twelve, I fell from a three story house.
Adding to hallen's accident prone-ness, I once managed to slip on a tiny eraser in a pool of water so extremely that I took a rolling somersault from one end of a corridor to the other. I didn't stop rolling till I hit a wall on the other side and actually had people screaming my name in horror - but I remember nothing bc I blacked out momentarily from the moment I slipped till when i ended up against the wall. And that's only one of many of my insane reel worthy accidents from teenagehood. Yes, this happened in school in full view of friends + classmates and teachers. ^^
When 101 Dalmations with Glenn Close came out in 96, I saw it at the movies and they had dalmations there that we could pat and have our picture taken with. I got to play with Patch. Or at least, a dalmation puppy that had been made up to have a patch over one eye like Patch from the movie.
My siblings and I were once hiking- when my older brother was like ten or eleven- and we ran into a bear perched in a tree. All three of us turned around and ran so fast back down the mountain, my younger brother tripped.
My older brother and i grabbed his arms and hauled him up and kept running, not noticing that his mouth was open and dragging in the dirt.
I think very fondly on this adventure but this again, I wasn't the one who scooped up a mouth full of dirt and rocks.
I was born with asthma, and the hospital had to put me on steroids when I was only three months old because I stopped breathing due to it ✌️ I would not have survived the middle ages 😔💀
When i was 5 or 6 my forearm got burnt by a teapot, since then i was afraid of hot pots in other people's hands(because my aunt was carrying the pot when i slammed into it) and i really love the scar i got (its 7cm long and 3cm wide, oval shaped and on the top of my forearm near the elbow) it was dark brown like a birthmark but now its almost completely faded((
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I had a 15 foot tall entertainment center -the giant TV stand that has cubbies on it- Fall on top of me when I was 4 yeara old and received a scar on my eyelid after almost dying via being crushed, blood loss, and lack of oxygen, my bio-mom is the only reason I'm still alive from my many near death experiences. I'm lucky the glass didn't go through deeply enough to injure my eyeball directly, but I do have a thick dark pink scar on my eyelid,it's really close to my eyebrow.
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