A Dumb Cunt

Phoebe / 24 / Wanna be aesthetic blog but I mostly shitpost

[thenatsdorf]

“OMG! Snowwwww!!!” [source]

[othert]

cats can have a little snow. as a treat.

[whatacatch]

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[weloveshortvideos]

#notrustissues

[norcani]

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

Lesbian!

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

[depression-healthy-carrier]

What a ho ho horrible year

[vamprefaggot]

i would rather say "i love you" too much than too little, yk? i would rather yell "i love you" across a parking lot at 8:40 pm than to quietly go home, i would rather scream at my friends that "i love you" before i turn a corner, i would rather live in a world where my friends yell "i love you" back at the top of their lungs because life is so insufferably long but its also so so so short and i just. i would rather tell my people that i love them a ridiculous amount than have them not know,

yk?

[only1600kids]

[notabrobro]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[markv5]

Хлеб в хлебопечке

[rolodextra]

“Bread in the bread maker”

is the cats name BREAD

[oilchangeus-blog]

This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter. 

Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3

Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N

[ornistheavianfiend]

The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.

No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.

[tomhollandnet]

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

[bellamyblakeweasley]

“can you do the intro for us….?”

“…please?”

[modelo-citizen]

imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans

[latenights]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto