i like clock

morgan, 19, they/them, autistic

[peachywise]

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

[justsandnow]

That is why Toxic becomes an ancient earth ballad.

[durnesque-esque]

[horology-queers]

"will u two shut up? ive seen turkeys w more sense" fuck em UP liselotte my good bitch!! u own my heart!!

[blankspace17]

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

[veiligplekje]

stone cottage or wooden cottage? white picket fence or luscious hedge? lace curtains or linnen? enamel teapot or porcelain teapot? quilted cover or granny-square blanket? dresses or dungarees? savoury pie or thick soup? keeping bees or keeping chickens? greenhouse or a gazebo? hayloft dwelling or riverbank resting?

[animalbody]

im very intelligent but im so fucking stupid but i know everything but i have never known whats going on a day in my life. no i won’t elaborate

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[berlynn-wohl]

defeatist alignments

[top-crowley-central]

im fucking losing it looking at this tweet. hope yall enjoy it.

[dechart]

ao3 do be like that

[ampervadasz]

[byjove]

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch” 

[100egg]

dorian, completely serious over a glass of wine, hand trembling: this painting is the literal decay of my soul. this painting is all my sinful anguish and moral depravity

literally anyone who knew him longer than 5 minutes:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there’s a quarantine going on… no pressure but i KNOW ya’ll have WIPs

[madtumbleson]

[penny-anna]

i remember reading about how like… a lot of ‘magic incantations’ were actually just ways of timing something pre-clocks… like ‘sing this incantation and you’ll know you boiled it long enough’

so basically what we are all doing right now is, sharing incantations for making sure your hands are germ-free… love that.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

absolutely nothing should be sold for a profit if its absence can kill you.

water shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

food shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

healthcare shouldn’t be sold for a profit.

any system where people can die because they’re unable to access these resources needs to be dismantled.

[somecutething]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Human: Dog friend!

This thing on a wall!

it can

DO THIS

(Thwaps it)

Doggo: (FREAKS THE EFF OUT ABOUT THIS SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW IT DO THAT

[hellviper]

This is so cute I’m gonna die!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THEIR MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN!

[alisondeluca]

animals always love the Boinger

[ink7blot]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t be racist during the COVID-19 scare.

My mom’s friend was out shopping when a (very not asian) woman came up and started berating her for not wearing a mask. Asian businesses in my area are suffering. Some people are refusing to interact with anyone who looks Asian.

Asian-Americans have been through racism already. We’re fucking sick of it. We’re not flea-infested rats; we are actual people who most likely have never been to China.

And if you’re not Asian and see someone being racist and giving a poor schmuck a hard time for having squinty eyes and dark hair, tell them to knock it off and they’re being a butt.

NON ASIANS PLEASE REBLOG

[naryrising]

I think that the “AO3 is a charity!” rhetoric can obscure some things.  AO3 is a non-profit, true.  AO3 runs exclusively on donations, which it needs to keep existing, also true.  But I think for many people, a donation to AO3 falls under what they might think of as their entertainment budget, rather than their charitable budget.  Many people might donate to other charities that serve particular causes they agree with, support vulnerable groups, or promote change in the world that they want to see.  AO3 does all of those things in its way (its ‘causes’ would include freedom of speech and anti-capitalism, for instance).  But you could also look at it as, AO3 provides free entertainment, and so it’s reasonable to take $20 you might otherwise have spent on going to the movies and give it to AO3.  If that’s the case, the money isn’t coming out of the pockets of needy children, it’s coming out of the pockets of Disney or Netflix or Marvel or whoever.  

For what it’s worth, the October 2019 drive had a little over 8500 donors contributing.  You can see the info here: https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/14030  8500 people, out of the 2.1 million users with accounts, or the (rough estimate) 4-5 million other users without accounts.  Even if we just calculate based on the number of accounts, that’s 0.4% of users who donated.  Those 8500 people decided to give an average of $28 apiece to help keep AO3 running.  And that’s great! That means that the other 99.6% of users can keep using the site for free, which is exactly what we want.  It’s a fundamentally non-capitalist model, which breaks some people’s brains.

[pussyeet]

Some of you didn't have a gay awakening at 13 years old then proceeded to forget about it thinking you'd deal with it later and it really shows.