Hi!

:)

[hapalopus]

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

[hapalopus]

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:

[hidden-but]

happy anniversary to the one czechoslovak naval battle

[krcmelound]

[rejectedcopy]

Best part is that those boats didn't even belong to them

Madlads STOLE the Soviets' boats to beat the shit out of them

[cherishedwifey]

an under-appreciated view.

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

holy shit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[fleshenjoyer]

[linka-r9-vysocina]

uvědomil jsem si že postuju fakt málo svojí analogový fotografie, možná proto, že teďka skoro nefotím. anyway tady máte nějaký pražský metro

[linka-r9-vysocina]

ok prohráb jsem galerii a tady je pár dalších ještě taky z loňska

a jako bonus:

brněnské metro

[linka-r9-vysocina]

damn zapomněl jsem přihodit ještě tuto kýčovku

[kocourmokroocko]

Žádný strachy, už jsem nás objednal na párovou terapii a koupil nám jednosměrný jízdenky do Klobouků.

[anywhoozles]

[rixareth]

I got a lovely little comment on my latest fic! I was so touched that I told my aunt and uncle about it; I'm visiting them at the moment.

"You should read us your story!" they said.

I warned them that it was a bit risqué. They were not deterred.

There's a lot said about the power of commenting on fics, but nobody ever mentions that your comment might put a stranger, somewhere in the world, in the bizarre position of reading this to their seventy-year-old relatives:

“Can I wank?” Trevor thinks to ask, at the last moment.

“Absolutely not,” Robert says, glancing up from his stripping of Chris: swift, ruthless, practical. Chris looks like a rabbit staring up at a fox, if rabbits are ever kind of into that. “You are to be on call at all times as the medic for this scene. How do you expect to respond to an emergency if you’re coming all over the place?”

[rixareth]

Yesterday evening, a friend of my uncle and aunt came over for supper, and we got onto the subject of writing.

"Riona read us an incredibly crude, pornographic story she'd written," my uncle cheerfully informed this lovely woman I'd only just met.

"It was not 'incredibly pornographic'," I protested. "It was mildly pornographic at best. If you went looking for pornography and you found that story, you would be disappointed."

"That's true," he acknowledged, thoughtfully.

Today is the last day of my visit. "It's been lovely to have you here," my uncle told me over breakfast. "Very good house guest."

"In spite of the pornography?" I asked.

He shrugged. "We enjoyed the pornography."

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[leaky-port-nacelle]

Ain't no spring or fall at all anymore

It's either blazing hot or freezing cold

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[phidelta]

the best piece of writing advice I got was from my creative nonfiction professor when I turned in Kill Yourself (a transgender metaphor, one of my favorites) which amounted to saying I'm not committing hard enough. The piece was somewhat gory and kinda painful but I wanted it to be visceral and he was literally the only one to see that. Every other person and professor would have said to make minor changes here and there but he was the one seeing I was holding back for the sake of the assignment. So, he told me to stop being scared and just write exactly what I wanted to say, to commit as hard as possible to the idea instead of testing the waters to see if im even allowed to. So I did, and he was right. The original lacked the conviction required to make the idea work, and the revision brought it to the level that truly let it shine

[phidelta]

I won an award for this piece and I genuinely dont think I would have if I didn't get told to go harder. He was one of the only people in my life who truly just got it. A fantastic writer and story teller and part of it is that he's incredibly authentic, sometimes to his detriment.

Don't be afraid of your writing. It hurts putting your everything on display for everyone to see, but its only then when true beautiful writing can be created

[phidelta]

Due to a surprising amount of demand, Kill Yourself is (temporarily) available to view here while I figure out a more permanent solution to storing my portfolio.