Sail Hatan

[jockinthegym]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

I’m gonna need the entire country to bust a collective nut in November

[seasalticecreeam]

“No one would miss me”

“That’s not true! I would…”

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

[jovenistheworst]

Everything you’d need to know about Hellboy’s character in two panels.

[dracolord1208]

Reading this like a manga gives a different image

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[karnalesbian]

fuck you lookin at keep PLAY NOW

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[petewave]

rest…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[maggi-cube]

The matches one really fucked me up

[scerek]

31 Days of Halloween → Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

This is more haunted stuff than I really wanted!

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[myreptiles]

I. FEEL. THIS.

[glaciarkingdom-deactivated20190]

I’m so so happy about the final of Adventure Time, that I had to make something for the occasion  Its been a long time since the last time I used my traditional art supplies 

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

way to go you god damn idiot egg

[conbiniiko]

[takenforpomegranate]

“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”

Stop.

Carnelian

Cairngorm

Cassiterite

Smoky Quartz

Zircon (brown)

Citrine

Diaspore

Dravite

Enstatite

Hessonite

That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one. 

[knittedeevee]

I am so glad someone did this.

[evilyaoii]

if you don’t want someone to have brown eyes because you can’t compare them to a gem then you’re a bad writer

[mrcloudyfun]

As a brown-eyed person, I appreciate this for a lot of reasons

[dangerbooze]

[ariespageofbreath]

Okay I’m sorry I love these a lot and I love people with brown eyes but if I have to read the words “she stared into his cairngorm orbs” i will Cease to Exist

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Loryn Brantz

[marisatomay]

jk rowling shut the fuck up challenge

if she had a fatal disease and the only cure was to Just Say Nothing and live her life in peace she would be on twitter saying some nonsense she shouldn’t 10 minutes later