This is my side blog where I actually do stuff! I may post about my many aus, random random stuff, or perhaps even art if I'm brave enough!
Most of the whatever goes on up top is focused on BFDI and such, but there's also quite a lot of life series/hc aus knockin around and perhaps some other fandom stuff occasionally too!
That is, IF I ever post anything. I recommend putting stuff in asks if you wanna know more!
Also my main blog is @blackcatinabuckethat which is actually just relbogs
Current tags: Bfdi and such (fandom), homemade meme, CHOOSE (polls), Celestus Academy AU, Rantasaurus (huge ted talk aah rant), Artyfarty (is what is says on the tin)
my arms hurt way too bad to type a theory and i would rather rip out my liver and chew it ike bubblegum than use ai so you reblog and make a theory. just keep thhe topic on object shows. or dont. i dont care.
Found you. (Idfb theory, sort of long under the cut)
At last, I have everything to piece together my scraps of an idfb theory! Took a while and I don't think I have much to say on it, but it's here if anyone who sees it wants to work on it further (credited pls 🥺)!
So y'all remember that one Golf Ball scene in the ancient Yoylean science museum? Well I have a video anyway.
You see that Yoylese glyph in the background, on the shelves? My past cipher translating addictions came back to help/haunt me! I didn't figure this out on my own though,
That credit goes to Cwacor28 on Reddit! Congrats dude you're really cool! Tysm!
Cwacor used the Yoylese shown in the map of BFDIA 23 to create the majority of a translation sheet, the b was me, the other letters are for now unimportant.
Behold, my scruffy handwriting written in my camera roll. And yes I spelt shield wrong and almost did on the title.
Now the hypothetical you ought to question the 4th item. Why is it shield and why did I put 'maybe mislabelled'?
Well, it just didn't make sense to me. The helmet being a shield, that's plausible. 'STOP HER' written in a suspicious dripping red? That's a weird shield. Plus, everything on the label is in the same position, the S clearly being at the same angle. JnJ COULD just me further hiding the truth, but them and the team are still human.
So, how does this all tie together with Golfy, especially the latter two items?
I found this comment from the same post I found the video ( https://www.tumblr.com/rarazuxu/797895805174513664?source=share (which hopefully works as a link))(keep in mind she's confirmed to be roughly a billion years old):
This lines up with the deciphered items, mainly the 'STOP HER' and Tomb. Am I saying this could've been the cryostasis chamber? Perhaps. If not, it's either a link or a hint.
This hasn't been confirmed to the mass public, but I believe it's the best shot we've got as of now. But hey, that's just a theory.
AN IDFB THEORY!
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
Also very little here's original ik but I'm still proud of myself for putting the pieces together so 👍
(also the gold plaque thing just says displays, the p is inaccurate on the sheet)
My first time tracing something and one of my only (as of now!) good digital arts! It was traced from a doodle and I probably cooould've improved but it's a first shot so eh
i didn't watermark the doodle but hardly anyone's gonna see it anyway
WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE
REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI
NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI
IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, “ah yeas beloved pasta”
The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.
THE CANNED RAVIOLI DIDNT DO SHIT WERE THE AIR NATION WE JUST EXISTED AND WE GOT DRAGGED INTO THIS CONFLICT BY THE BOILED RAVIOLI AND THE TOASTED RAVIOLI WE ARE INNOCENT
Plan? What plan? Instead I shall talk about a magic system for an au I'll likely never write.
So basically, magic school bfdi au, sorry if I'm starving y'all of any other fandom.
I made a magic system (ish) before I made a name!
Instead of houses, the students are sorted into magic classes (like in dnd, not like in school). Wizards, Witches, Warlocks, Sorcerers and Artificers.
Wizards: Book mages. They are often not born with magical ability and learn magic from scratch. Wizards often come from wizarding families or have magicy friends, else it would be hard for them to find out of magic's existence. They are very common. Their magic is often the most controlled, VERY rarely getting the better of the mage.
Witches: Nature or Wild mages. Witches harness the image magic of their natural environment or of the everpresent chaos magic. Witches are sometimes born with a connection or sometimes learn like wizards. Witches are also very common. Magic can sometimes slip out of control, but not often.
Warlocks: Pact mages. Warlocks get their magic from another being, be it a deity, demon or familiar. Magical girls fall into this class. Warlocks are less common than the previous two classes.
Sorcerers: Wild cards. Sorcerers are most often born with magic within them and rarely acquire it through other means. They are pretty rare and can sometimes have hidden abilities, making them difficult to find. Sorcerer magic is often difficult to control or outright dangerous. There could be more to say, but sorcery is often unique to the sorcerer.
Artificers: Mad scientists. Artificers are debated among mages as to whether or not they should count as a true magic class. They mix magic and science, create warforged and homunculi and work in alchemy and potions more than any other class. Artificers attempt to understand magic when it is by definition derstandable. Artificers are very rare and since they are not born with magic and are rather similar to wizards, their magic is stable in its... own way. Sometimes accidents happen.
Innate mages (those born with magic) and warlocks may also have specialities or quirks. These come naturally to the mage, even sometimes unintentionally. They can range from practically useless to devastatingly powerful and are unique to the mage.
If you're bothered to have any questions, ask! :3
Also I made a name in the time it took me to write that, ty for listening to my Ted talk
So basically, I have manymanymanymanyMANY au ideas that I haven't really done anything with outside my brain and a couple of milanotes. Most of my fandom followers come from life series so y'all are probably gonna choose that but bfdi has infected the depths of my mind <3
CHOOSE
Godborn Au (HC/ Life series, waaay developed, basically there's like 1 human)
Goiky's Dragons (Bfdi in DnD, three buckets of homebrew and a lot of curses)
Amazing Digital Circus/ Life series crossover, Circus life? Name wip
Wild card: Random Life series au!
Pillow's Notes (Oc x canon but it's not romantic they just go around being evi
Voting ended onOct 30, 2025
Last one's bfdi, not enough space
That last one's also meant to say evil just imagine there's still an l there
