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Maybe best superbat pairing yet?? Beyond excited for the new Superman movie
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Hi hi hi hi hi hi I have followed you for a while and omigosh the amount of Seratonin is so high- I am currently looking for recs about a pining Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne and just bad flirting and fluff and fics that I can LAUGH out loud to because theyâre so silly and stupid and are too spooked to confess / misunderstandings - I am in my fluff era and canât find enough, please if you have any recs I would greatly appreciate !!!!!!
Hiiii!!!!!!! Gosh I have just the fics for you, Superbat fluff is SUPERIOR. I hope you enjoy these!
I would also like to apologise for the crazy amount of time it took me to gather these together.
Enjoy some silly funny shenanigans :)
liquid courage by scarletazure (8k) It's Clark's birthday; he gets drunk. and really, who cares that there are other people in the room, or that he was worried about confessing in the first place for a reason? someone should tell bruce how much he's loved.
Taylorâs Version by ZIggy (3k) Bruce stumbles upon a song on the radio. It may be Taylor Swift, but it sure doesn't help him with previously undiscovered feelings.
Creation of a Bond by BatShitCrazy (27k)** Everyone knows the Bat of Gotham works alone. Heâs standoffish to the League and wonât let metas into his City. When Superman canât prevent Batman from being seriously injured, he feels responsible.Â
This one (Creation of a Bond) is a little less silly, and more angsty, but it's a banger so I thought I'd leave it in.
family made from fate by littlearrows (15k)** One time Dick walks in on Bruce and Clark having sex, and five times he walks in on them doing something else
find someone who will stand between your legs by amosanguis (4k)** Clark keeps finding reasons to stand between Bruceâs legs, a love story told in ten parts.
The Champagne Effect by JustAJellyfish & nabawrites (6k) Bruce gets drunk then goes out on patrol. The results are simultaneously hilarious and dangerous. When Alfred can't get him back on his own, and since Robin's away on Young Justice business, Alfred calls Superman.
matchmaker, matchmaker (make me a match) by Resacon1990 (24k) The team wants to get Bruce and Clark together and, at this point, Bruce knows he needs all the help he can get.
I only want you by Mawiiish (13k)** Bruce discovers a passion of Clark's that he never expected and now he can't stop thinking about Clark's hands in his hair. Good thing his stylist is on maternity leave. He's a creature of habit, he can't just find another stylist to fill in; he doesn't trust strangers - what's a poor billionaire to do?
To Bring Light Back To Your Eyes by GoldfishForHire (8k)** Months after the Justice League is formed in the wake of Steppenwolf's attempted incursion, Superman begins pulling away, becoming isolated and withdrawn. Bruce wants to help, but doesn't know how. He goes to Martha Kent for advice, and an offhand comment leads to a clumsy, though successful, outreach. Or, Bruce bakes Clark terrible pie to make him feel better, and Clark finds this very endearing.
EEEEK SO EXCITED TO READ THESE
I AM EXCITED THAT YOU ARE EXCITED I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
Dad Things that I am positive Bruce Wayne does:
watches random Facebook videos at top volume in the living room with no headphones
asks âWho?â after any of his kids mention a friendâs name. bonus points if that friend has been around for like ten years.
âI was talking to Wally andââ âWhoâs that.â
falls asleep watching tv but complains that he was âjust resting his eyesâ when someone changes the channel
âB, Iâm hungryâ âHi, hungryâ (classic)
asks âhas your car always made that noise?â when riding in his childâs car. also frequently asks if theyâve gotten an oil change recently
calls kids by the wrong name
âDami-Tim-Ace-JASONâ
whines that he doesnât want a cat in the house but is obsessed with Alfred the Cat and often found taking naps with her on his chest
can parallel park like a mf
tells the same stories over and over, each rendition slightly more exaggerated than the last
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Hi hi hi hi hi hi I have followed you for a while and omigosh the amount of Seratonin is so high- I am currently looking for recs about a pining Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne and just bad flirting and fluff and fics that I can LAUGH out loud to because theyâre so silly and stupid and are too spooked to confess / misunderstandings - I am in my fluff era and canât find enough, please if you have any recs I would greatly appreciate !!!!!!
Hiiii!!!!!!! Gosh I have just the fics for you, Superbat fluff is SUPERIOR. I hope you enjoy these!
I would also like to apologise for the crazy amount of time it took me to gather these together.
Enjoy some silly funny shenanigans :)
liquid courage by scarletazure (8k) It's Clark's birthday; he gets drunk. and really, who cares that there are other people in the room, or that he was worried about confessing in the first place for a reason? someone should tell bruce how much he's loved.
Taylorâs Version by ZIggy (3k) Bruce stumbles upon a song on the radio. It may be Taylor Swift, but it sure doesn't help him with previously undiscovered feelings.
Creation of a Bond by BatShitCrazy (27k)** Everyone knows the Bat of Gotham works alone. Heâs standoffish to the League and wonât let metas into his City. When Superman canât prevent Batman from being seriously injured, he feels responsible.Â
This one (Creation of a Bond) is a little less silly, and more angsty, but it's a banger so I thought I'd leave it in.
family made from fate by littlearrows (15k)** One time Dick walks in on Bruce and Clark having sex, and five times he walks in on them doing something else
find someone who will stand between your legs by amosanguis (4k)** Clark keeps finding reasons to stand between Bruceâs legs, a love story told in ten parts.
The Champagne Effect by JustAJellyfish & nabawrites (6k) Bruce gets drunk then goes out on patrol. The results are simultaneously hilarious and dangerous. When Alfred can't get him back on his own, and since Robin's away on Young Justice business, Alfred calls Superman.
matchmaker, matchmaker (make me a match) by Resacon1990 (24k) The team wants to get Bruce and Clark together and, at this point, Bruce knows he needs all the help he can get.
I only want you by Mawiiish (13k)** Bruce discovers a passion of Clark's that he never expected and now he can't stop thinking about Clark's hands in his hair. Good thing his stylist is on maternity leave. He's a creature of habit, he can't just find another stylist to fill in; he doesn't trust strangers - what's a poor billionaire to do?
To Bring Light Back To Your Eyes by GoldfishForHire (8k)** Months after the Justice League is formed in the wake of Steppenwolf's attempted incursion, Superman begins pulling away, becoming isolated and withdrawn. Bruce wants to help, but doesn't know how. He goes to Martha Kent for advice, and an offhand comment leads to a clumsy, though successful, outreach. Or, Bruce bakes Clark terrible pie to make him feel better, and Clark finds this very endearing.
I'm sorry I will never love batjokes other than enemies,I mean that clown literally ruins his life everytime,my man can't have more than a glimpse of happiness that he have to come and smash it.
Like how can you ship a man with a man who killed his son,Paralyzed Babs, tortured and killed his loved ones,cut his father figure in pieces just to gift it with a Box..list goes oneđLiterally traumatize this man
the only batjokes I will ever ship is in the Lego Batman universe
Since Bruce is a celebrity everyone assumes his PR team runs his socials but since he's a cluster of paranoia he refuses to let anyone else do it. That means when he randomly tweets something out of pocket he has the perfect excuse.
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BRUCE WAYNE TWEETS : "Had a meeting with share holders today and I finally understand why red hood had a bag of severed heads" AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my social media manager for my last tweet" BUT STILL DOESN'T TAKE IT DOWN.
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Clark, trying to be nonchalant : hey I wanted to ask about your post from yesterday.
[a picture of Alfred's cooking posted on IG with the caption "dinner almost looks as delicious as @thesupermanofsteel đ€€"]
Bruce *sweating bullets under the cowl and pretending to work *: oh I haven't seen what my team posted yet.
Clark *immediately burning the bouquet he brought to confess his feelings before Bruce sees* : oh, okay
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At a gala
Lex Luther: so I saw your last tiktok
[video of the Waynes on vacation captioned "with the wind in my hair and my kids by my side, @lexluther can't relate"]
Bruce in full Brucie mode : you know how it is with media managers, lexy. I mean yours just posted a whole Twitter rant saying I had work done and then deleted it an hour later HAha, can you believe it!
Lex who can definitely believe it because he wrote that rant himself at 2am :........ Umh...... I'll have to see who's responsible for that.
#SuperBatWeek2024 Prompts Reveal
It's here! the #SuperbatWeek2024 prompts have finally arrived!!!
The creating period starts now! You have until now to the week of September 9th to work on your submissions.
Remember, be creative! Any medium, from fanfics, fanart, edits, podfics, etc. are welcome!
Aditionally, we have a surprise for you: Each day will have a theme, which can also be used as an umbrella day for all the works you want to include that fit under said theme.
For example, if you want to write a fic where Bats and Supes form a band, you can publish it on Day 6: It's An AU Kind Of Day or you can post it on Day 7: Free Day.
You are welcome to pick from our rich menu of prompts under the cut, enjoy!
#SuperBatWeek2024 Prompts Reveal
It's here! the #SuperbatWeek2024 prompts have finally arrived!!!
The creating period starts now! You have until now to the week of September 9th to work on your submissions.
Remember, be creative! Any medium, from fanfics, fanart, edits, podfics, etc. are welcome!
Aditionally, we have a surprise for you: Each day will have a theme, which can also be used as an umbrella day for all the works you want to include that fit under said theme.
For example, if you want to write a fic where Bats and Supes form a band, you can publish it on Day 6: It's An AU Kind Of Day or you can post it on Day 7: Free Day.
You are welcome to pick from our rich menu of prompts under the cut, enjoy!
Things Bruce probably said while high on painkillers
(usually to Clark)
"At the end of the day, I'm just a little guy."
"If I could live in your dimple, Clark, I would. Believe me, I would."
"Dick, come here, come here," takes a deep breath, "If I die right now, I want you to have my collection of swizzle sticks."
"Will you stop with the breathing thing you're doing, it's too loud !"
"Clark, if I had to die right now... Will you let me squeeze your pecs and ass. Just- Just hear me out before you flip out ! Platonically, okay ?"
While looking at the night sky, "Do you think there's life out there ?" (to Clark, an actually extraterrestrial being)
"Cass, hey. Cass, hey kiddo. Shhh... Don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite."
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Keanu [Reeves] think about all the stuff I'm doing."
"Clark, can you do me a favor ? Cover me with your cape and tuck me in lovingly," hums thoughtfully, "Oh, I'd also take a kiss on the forehead."
"You know what ? You may be an idiot sometimes..." looks away. "Actually, don't wait for a but."
Laughing his ass off, "If-- Hah... If y'all could read my mind right now, you'd get it," mutters to himself, "A bat in a banana costume, and a banana- Wait for it... In a bat costume."
"Being Batman is great and all that jazz, but sometimes I just... I just want to be Superman, you know ?"
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Bruce as Kim Kardashian quotes : here
Bruce as Ron Swanson quotes : here
Any Hurt!Clark & Protective!Bruce SuperBat fic recs? The relationship can be either platonic or romantic.
Hi! I've found a couple of Hurt/Comfort/Protective fics! Enjoy!
Inside Your Light by darter_blue (33k) Bruce whisks Clark's body down to the cave, knowing with a certainty he can't explain, that Clark isn't dead. Clark can be saved. Bruce assumes the answer will be something he can solve like a puzzle.
Save Me (46 Hours) by LilLayneeLoo (11k) Clark is kidnapped by an unknown enemy. It takes Bruce forty-six hours to save him.
Helpless by SummerKnight717 (3k) It is, of course, Dick who calls it first. âYou donât like him because he makes you feel helpless"
my heart is an open wound by yukla (13k) 5 times a Daily Planet employee protects Clark Kent, and 1 time Clark Kent protects the Daily Planet. Or: Clark's coworkers watch as he fake-dates his crush with limited success.
Checking Your Temperature by Mawiiish (2k) Clark is depowered after a mission and he's fallen sick as a result. Bruce is there to make him feel better (hopefully).
It was surprisingly hard to find fics where Clark was the one hurt lol. Iâm also adding two extras: one where they both get hurt, and one where itâs Hurt!Bruce BUT ITS SO GOOD
push the sky away by bleakmidwinter (16k) Superman and Batman mutually agree upon an arrangement to fix their touch starvation, though scheduled snuggling doesn't bode well for the romantic feelings creeping under the surface of their already passionate friendship.
Creation of a Bond by BatShitCrazy (27k) When Superman canât prevent Batman from being seriously injured, he feels responsible.
Thats all! Please tell me if you have any more fics to add or if you want more :)
Hey everyone!
We are happy to have a schedule for Superbat Week 2024 finalized that we can share with you! This includes prompt submissions and reveals as well as the week itself!
Prompt Submission Opens: 8 June 2024
Prompt Submission Closes: 22 June 2024
Prompts Revealed: 15 July 2024
Superbat Week (Time to post!!): 9 - 15 September 2024
We cannot wait to see what you submit as well as what you create!
!!!!!!! so excited
this is how the worldâs finest episode of stas shouldâve ended
was loving the fanart so much, pressed "keep reading" and nearly pissed myself laughing over how good the og photo is. This, this is how america should be
batman my brother in gotham what is wrong with you
Tim: Do you think Alfred is pregnant? Alfred looks pregnant.
Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Drake! First of all she has been spayed, second of all she has never had sexual intercourse.
Tim: You let her roam the manor grounds on her own, how are you so sure?
Damian: because I made sure every tom in the neighborhood knows I will defend her honour with my sword!
Jason, who has only just started to come back to the manor and does not know about Alfred the cat, overhearing this:
I can't stop thinking about this post and the image of Jason overhearing these kinds of conversations for months until he finally meets Alfred the Cat and the only reason it doesn't get resolved sooner is because he's honestly too terrified to ask what the fuck everyone is talking about