[Image descriptions in order: a tweet by @/Punished Havoc âTony Slothâs Pro Stonerâ which says âThatâs me in the corner
Thatâs me in a cock
Fight
Losing to a pigeonâ.]
[A tweet by @/JNalv âjoshh O)))â which says âIâm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guyâ.]
[A tweet by @/fuckthem00n âfuck the moonâ which says âfly me to the moon
let me kick itâs fucking ass
let me show it what i learned in my
moon jujitsu classâ.]
[A tweet by @/YourDarlingSon âFresh Oatsâąâ which says âIâm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistakeâ. They reply to their own tweet, saying âSing this to the tune of âOld MacDonaldââ.]
[A tweet by @/KestrelPi âPeter Silk đłïžâđâ which says âTo the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
Dog in a trenchcoat
Getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise Canine surpriseâ.]
[A tweet by @/RagenEggert âRagenđŠâ which says âsummer lovin, happened so fast
summer lovin, he scream at own assâ.
Attached is an image of a small possum sitting in grass, curled around so his head is facing his tail with his mouth open in what looks like a scream.]
[A tweet by @/BuckyIsotope âDr. Bucky Isotope, Professional Pizza Criticâ which says âOh weâre halfway there
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bearâ.]
[A message on an unknown platform by theproblematicblogger, which says âđ”Welcome to the jungle
Weâve got lots of trees
Weâve got everything you want
If that thing is treesđ”â]
[A tumblr post by hungwy which says âcomfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bedâ
excuseme-howdareyou reblogs with an image of a fluffy orange cat in a cowboy hat, tilting their head back with their mouth open like theyâre screaming. The image of the cat is overlayed with an image of an overcast sky. Above the cat is a speech bubble to make it look like the above post is being said by the cat.]
[A tweet by @/Peter5tewart âPete Stewartđłïžâđâ which says âme, who clearly doesnât know the lyrics to Footloose:
Footloose
Pet goose
Picked a fight with a moose
Cheese
Stiff breeze
Watch out, there are ten beesâ.]
[A tumblr post by contaiinedarmageddon2, showing a screenshot of a snapchat story. The screenshot is a photo of a neon sign for Hot Wheel City, with the âWâ and âHâ letters dark, so the sign says âhot eel cityâ. There is a caption below which says âTake me down to the hot eel city where the grass is water and the girls are wigglyâ.]
[A tweet by @Lee_Coxxx âLee Cox.â Which says âđ¶Well you can tell by the way I Use my walk Iâm a chicken-man Bawk bawk b-gawkđ¶â.]
[A tumblr post which says â(ohhh here she comes)
watch out bugs sheâll chew you up
(ohhh here she comes)
sheâs an anteaterâ
Below is a photo of a furry anteater with white stripes running parallel down its neck, walking through dry grass.]
[An image of J. Jonah Jameson from the 1994 Spiderman animated series sitting at his desk with a cigar between his teeth, raising his fist in frustration. The caption says âIâm too hot, hot damn, get me pictures of Spidermanâ.]
[A tumblr thread, which says:
vodcar: country gnomes,
take my bones
cryptidfucky: to a place,
they donât belong
annabellioncourt: see shit like this is the reason that itâs so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
druggeddraccus: west virginia]
[Three images, arranged with two beside each other above a third. The first image shows a young child reaching out with one finger and booping a black snake on the nose. The second is an image of a black snake with a light underbelly being held by someone while two hands delicately touch its back, and the image is likely of a wildlife demonstration from a zoo of some kind. The third image is a tangle of dark snakes with light stripes running down their backs, likely garter snakes, with a photoshopped hand hovering above them. The first image caption says âreachâ, the second says âoutâ, the third says âand touch snakesâ.]
[A tumblr post by super-lazer-piss which says âYou can lead a horse to water, you can leave a horse behind, because the horse donât dance and if it donât dance itâs no horse of mineâ.]
[A tweet by @antifajedward âratâ which says â
When the moon hits
your knees and you
mispronounce trees;
sycamoreâ, (sick uh more ay).]
[An XKCD comic showing one bald stick person standing in front of a laptop, looking at their phone in their hand, saying âi took a picture of my computer screen-why is the photo covered in these weird rainbow patterns?â
Behind them, a stick person with shoulder length dark hair is reading a book on a chair, and they are saying âwhen a gridâs misaligned with another behind thatâs a moirĂ©eâŠâ Their text has musical notes around it.]
[A tumblr post by dajo42 which says:
i see trees of green
green trees there too
i see the trees
and they are green
and i think to myself
i am lost in these woods]
