Hello

How're you? You can call me Renee. Icon by just-a-small-town-lich

[avernusreject]

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[emilinqa]

being on an away mission in ds9 and seeing all your coworkers outside for the first time must be crazy. like oh i’m sorry it’s just you look so different in the sun i’ve only seen you in 60% overhead lighting you always have a shadow obscuring half your face

[viralfrog]

[ohmygodnotyouagain]

The reason Kirk is so accommodating of Spock pretending he doesn’t have emotions is because he is also pretending he doesn’t have emotions like fear or anger or lust and probably has wished taht he was a Vulcan so he could be a more perfect captain send post

[rrredgi]

Artfight attacks!

For: Ghost_Spagghetti, chey_does_stuff, @hymntosappho and @kira-ak

[sofusenpai]

vignir mahariel & alistair theirin

[okthisway]

bioware when we ask them to make varric romanceable:

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."

[transfemininomenon]

saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl

[milton-chamberlain]

My favorite drunks

[queer-as-city-folk]

Tasteful sideboob...

[queer-as-city-folk]

Wait, wrong pic

[queer-as-city-folk]

Actually, no, this how the tasteful sideboob feels to see (affectionate)

[daylightsavingcrime]

[Image description: the famous black and white photograph of the assassination of Spanish fascist politician Luis Carrero Blanco, in which his car is launched into the air several storeys by a big explosion. End ID]

[violentdevotion]

don't attribute to stupidity what a man absolutely did out of malice

[violentdevotion]

'he didn't know any better' not true. he did. he was being cruel on purpose

[iftadwascool]

[kanis-things]

• still in love with dragon age •

xx. judgment - omana cousland viii. strength - garrett hawke xiii. death - russ lavellan xv. the devil - lorraine "rook" mercar

[sink-baby]

being a fan of actual play ttrpg shows is lowkey sort of humiliating. Like yes this middle aged father of two sat at a table and pretended to be a wizard so good that I cried. I am normal btw