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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

yomozukis

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

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april fools im dead inside

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Everyone who reblogs this before April 1st will get a personalised colour in their inbox based on the vibe I get from their blog

(no this isn't an April fools despite the date lmao, yes I will genuinely do one for everyone unlike some of these posts)

burritodetodo

IT’S MARCH 20TH! YOU CAN REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR. DO IT OR YOU WON’T GET DOUBLE THUMBS UP.

fairyblue-alchemist

I don’t really know what it’s from, but I’m here for the double thumbs up

burritodetodo

IT’S MARCH 20TH! YOU CAN REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR. DO IT OR YOU WON’T GET DOUBLE THUMBS UP.

fairyblue-alchemist

I don’t really know what it’s from, but I’m here for the double thumbs up

iivy-bee

For Every Reblog

For every reblog that this post gets, I will draw/send you a frog based on your blog. Everybody. I will miss nobody.

kerokerosenai-deactivated202009

I WANT FRONG FROG OFN PLS

pride-on-a-string

F frog??

thetophatteder

gimme frögğý

imaramennoodle

give me Frog or give me death

arsonistblue

Frog

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FROGGY!!!!

princechorus

FRŒ GG

official-lucifers-child

frog!! but only if it’s not too stressful!!

spritesucks

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

fueled-by-nightcore

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

howdymister

I’m so confused Tumblr what?

exuberant-imperfection

Visit Original Link

boysmoans

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

rawritsmeep

NO

sakibatch-deactivated20180708

OHMYGOD

fireandblo0d

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

tbiiiiiiiiirdx

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK

starsequence

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

djarinterstellar

thatonecubjon

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

tiktoksithinkarefunny

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

sugary-n-sweet

I’m so in love… oh my goddddddd

amazingspidermans

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

lindatart

Batman is the greatest detective that ever lived (insp.)

mcsqu1bb

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

mcsqu1bb

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

mcsqu1bb

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

mcsqu1bb

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

thesaltofcarthage

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

annethecatdetective

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

vaguewindnoises

Okay but think about how, in the alternate 2012 timeline, the Time Heist Squad left behind an entire elevator full of Hydra agents who think Captain America is one of them. Think about how Captain America just had his patriotic butt whooped by a doppelgänger who told him Bucky’s still alive and then complimented his ass. He must be so confused. The Hydra agents must be so confused, but like, they’re Hydra. It’s probably in the Secret Evil Organization Handbook to never, ever talk about who’s in it. It’s like the very first rule of being a successful sci-fi Nazi: If you somehow get a guy called Captain America to join a secret Nazi organization, you do not talk about it. You keep that on the down low so that you have the ultimate double agent on your side. So Captain America is probably wandering around in the Good Ol’ 21st century, confused out of his mind, likely wondering what WiFi is and how he can find Bucky and where he can find Bucky and how could Bucky still be alive and is it America’s ass, really? And then one of the SHIELD agents that he’s met maybe like, twice before walks up to him and before Steve can even give so much as a How Do You Freakin’ Do the motherduffer is whispering Hail Hydra in Steve “I committed multiple felonies for the chance to punch Hitler in the face and I never actually got to do it” Rogers’s ear and shoving a briefcase full of soldier enhancement serum and Pentagon secrets and like, the secret recipe for Coca-Cola or whatever it is that secret Nazi organizations care about into his hand. And Steve. Steve may not know how Twitter works. He may not know emoji etiquette yet. He may not know why bananas are suddenly so weird or why having a lot of people following you is now a good thing. But Steve. Steve knows how to fight him some Nazis. He takes the suitcase. He Hail Hydras back. And then he busts his (America’s) ass back to Avengers Tower like guys you will not believe what is going down I thought we were done with Nazis in the FORTIES. Cue the Avengers trying to take down Hydra super early in the game without anyone knowing it’s the Avengers that are attacking the Hydra bases so that Steve can keep playing the double agent. Cue them trying to figure out who they can trust and who they can’t in SHIELD. And every time—every time—they bring someone else into the fold, they have to explain to them they have an agent who’s infiltrated Hydra, and every time, the person in question thinks it’s Natasha.

And no. It’s Steve.

“How in the hell did you convince them that Captain America is a Nazi?”

And that’s the best part.

Because they have no idea.