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a peek at what’s inside : ( Jacob Black’s phone. ) …

social media au — modern edition.

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me during a twilight saga rewatch:

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Here's some more weird shit that robert pattinson said and i was forced to know

Bonus:

Who would've guessed???

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“I had a vision—not like Alice, not a true prophecy. It was just a probable scenario. This vision created an intense kind of ache throughout my entire body; it was half agony and half pleasure.

I envisioned Bella twenty years from now, maturing gracefully into middle age. Like her mother, she would hold on to the image of youth longer than most, but when the lines came, they would not mar her beauty. I imagined her somewhere sunny in a pretty but simple house that was, unless she changed her ways significantly, filled with clutter. Adding to the clutter would be children, two or three. Maybe one boy with Charlie’s curly hair and smile, and a girl who, like Bella, took after her mother.

I did not try to picture their father, or think about how his face might be reflected in her children; that was all agony.” — Midnight Sun, Epilogue: An Occasion

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Bella waiting for hallucination!Edward like

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this is eclipse but he’s bella

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LNC: Rosalie Hale Edition {Insp.}

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bella jumped off a cliff & stayed in her soaking clothes in cold weather. then she’s hit w/ a major stressful event, her ex committing suicide over her death. jets off on a 14-hour flight to save him. she runs through a fucking fountain and stays in her wet shoes/clothes during her trip to the subterranean hell that is the volturi’s lair. has a complete breakdown listening to dozens of humans getting slaughtered in the next room. cool. turn around, get back on another 14-hour flight without any sleep mind u (that’s about 40+ hours of sober reality for those folks counting at home) resting in the cold arms of her vampire lover still in her wet clothes. why didn’t bella get a cold? in this essay we will be examining all the ways in which bella’s quirks hint to her vampire lineag-

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odd how many people don’t realize that Red Cross bloodmobiles rely on that logo specifically to deter vampire ambushes

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small cross up front to protect the driver, heavy-duty cross in back to protect the payload. kinda assumed this was common knowledge

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oh oh oh! Armored Car Heist Film but it’s vampires robbing a bloodmobile. all the typical heist tropes apply

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I think they should have made Charlie a vampire too. Mostly just cause I think it’d be funny. He’d be so pissed at having to spend eternity looking at edwards stupid face. But like. Just living forever so he can remind Edward every day that he Does Not Approve.

Bella, 200 years into her marriage: Edward was so annoying today

Charlie:

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New Moon — Chapter 1: Party “Dazed and disoriented, I looked up from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm—into the fevered eyes of the six suddenly ravenous vampires.” [insp]