[twilightly]

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”

Bella and Emmett in The Twilight Saga (2008 – 2012)

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

it’s getting colder

[rainbow-femme]

I think they should have made Charlie a vampire too. Mostly just cause I think it’d be funny. He’d be so pissed at having to spend eternity looking at edwards stupid face. But like. Just living forever so he can remind Edward every day that he Does Not Approve.

Bella, 200 years into her marriage: Edward was so annoying today

Charlie:

[teacupfullofstars]

If a vampire was to ask for my hand in marriage I would simply say yes, RIP to gothic literature heroines but I'm different.

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

I was a little theatrical back then. Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[shutupblanka]

it’s the year 2045. Smeyer releases her new book: Twilight and Dawn. It’s Life and Death from the perspective of Edythe Cullen. I buy and read

[hallucination-edward]

[hallucination-edward]

Rosalie: I was a bit theatrical back then

Rosalie:

[hootenanie]

do you think dracula hotboxes that coffin. I think so

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[jalicewhitcock]

[flourescenteffervescence]

Charlie: Bella, whatever you do, do not go out into the woods. Just stay out of them, please, it’s dangerous

Bella: Okay Dad

*Also Bella the moment the conversation is over*

[torturelabyrinth]

Every time i see a post or tweet about twilight being gay culture or hilarious I just think about how the Quileute tribe of Washington had to set up a website specifically to combat racist misinformation that was being spread about their history and customs by stephenie meyer. Like she really just took an existing group of people with millennia of actual history and an actual mythos and culture and then just made shit up to fit her sexy mormon abstinence only tract

[particles-and-sweet-electrons]

Donate to help the Quileute Nation move their culture and community center to higher ground now that climate change is threatening their current infrastructure.

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

It doesn’t have a happy ending - but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[jasperwhitcock]

edward: it was only a matter of time—and not much of it—before i showed up at your window and begged you to take me back. i’d be happy to beg now, if you’d like that.

bella: hehe it’s ok!

me:

[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

[rosecullen]

[twilightofficial]

Me on a daily basis