spaghetti rights

I’m very bi. She/Her. Pasta.

[anxietyproblem]

Follow @anxietyproblem

[coldcanadianwinters]

Damn didn’t have to call me out this hard

[jorgead94]

They all get me so well

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

[ampires-deactivated20141010]

[yivialo]

but

[vvitchella]

Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar.

[lethalbutterfly]

When you shake it, jar jar clinks.

[urmyghostbitch-deactivated20200]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[elvensemi]

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

[elvensemi]

There are two things I love about this post: 

the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend

the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

[vergeofinsanity]

i too am that friend

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[anthonyamorim]

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

[anthonyamorim]

REBELLION

[dismalalien-deactivated20170919]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

[anthonyamorim]

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

[theartistformerlyknownastheart]

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

[anthonyamorim]

NO

[anthonyamorim]

2019 update: 

[anthonyamorim]

another year, another stop sign

[dafunk]

cops in tallahassee florida shot and murdered tony mcdade. virtually no media coverage and he is being misgendered. acab. 

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[miku-p]

[straawberries]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mushrooomfriend]

I made a calico critter picrew!

you can design all kinds of animals (based off the calico critter toys) and dress them up in many outfits! they can also hold various objects and even have babies!

please check it out and show off your creations 🤗

[thisispartofaurl]

THE SEROTONIN IS STORED IN THE CRITTERSONA!!!

[catomic]

this is pure happiness !!

[theeosproject]

This is so cute!!

[howramentic]

[sunkjupiter]

Go sit in the sun so you can

✨photosynthesize✨

with the rest of the pretty flowers.

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

“protect trans youth of color”

~ req. by: anonymous

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

[just-another-dead-blog]

[carnetimaginaire]

Gerard Mas makes sculptures of Renaissance women with a modern twist - Recently exhibited in Bruges. Medieval girls with attitude! 

[philyells]

This is exactly how the women in the Shrek series are. I love it.

[mielmelon]

ikea released introductions on how to build different furniture forts

[ghastlyapparition-deactivated20]

would u like a him in these trying times

[penistipheadass]