No Hamsters in These Wheels, Just Spiders

Hey there, the name's Dion. Header and pfp pics shot by me. Fics under "my works" tag <3 Wanna ask me something? Go for it, my askbox is always open. Ever see a bitty creature, like a bug or a funky little fellow? Show me please! Ask me about my pet spider, Cherry. 5'3" and thriving being the little goblin weaving between people's feet at parties. Sometimes you can find things through tags :)

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[secretmellowart]

Caine and Gangle go outside and touch grass. I was thinkin too hard about their Parallels as self-destructive “failed” artists and this was the result.

Brad Bird once said that you can’t create the illusion of life if you haven’t actually lived one, and that’s a line I think about a lot around the Traumatizing Digital Circus. This comic was inspired by: the purpose of making your own art in a world where AI image generators can churn out endless content for you, the way 3D software makes it easy to create infinite spaces but hard to capture authentic hand-drawn human touches, the way all my college art teachers were skeptical of the students’ desire to make anime-inspired stylized 3D visuals right up until it became the new trend in the animation industry—- and how easy it is to get so lost in the technical aspects of art & the consequences of failure that you lose sight of what art is even supposed to be for.

[also: a special thanks to the windows error message generator, this Blender grass tutorial, & all the different poets who wrote about grass— though I’ll let you guys figure out all the Tolkien/biblical/& poetry references.]

[mariamlovesyou]

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[pinene]

Masturbate the dog

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

joe biden tekken move set updated

[pocket-deer-belly]

crunching my androgynous penis

[karnalesbian]

the great british jake off

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[melanqueerly]

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

[phinarei]

Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.

By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.

There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.

That's queerbaiting.

Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.

The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.

Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

[joyandotherstories]

Reblogging to keep the accurate definition and examples of queerbaiting circulating in the world

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[blumineck]

How can I do this as a MAN?

Honestly, platform heels are absolutely not my favourite thing to wear for pole, but they are deeply connected to the history and modern context of pole. And if by wearing them I can show some people that it’s OK to not fit the “standard” template of masculinity or femininity, then that’s worth a bit of extra effort!

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[ravioliet]

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

The tumblr haiku bot is the only good bot on the internet

[the-haiku-bot]

The tumblr haiku

bot is the only good bot

on the internet

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Karasu aka 烏 (Japanese) - 荻窪駅 (Ogikubo Station), Paintings: Digital Art

[ecto-hazard]

everyday i learn more people are unaware of the whole tad strange incident

[ecto-hazard]

ive subjected people i know to explaining tad strange many times over the years

[ecto-hazard]

Fine we’re doing aus? We’re all drawing bill aus? Bill redemption arcs? Okay fine. But mine is like huge brain listen. Listen.

The pines want absolutely fucking nothing to do with this guy right now and everyone else in this town is fucking crazy and vengeful so bill has to get normal lessons from resident normal man tad strange who’s like the only one who puts up with him. Bill dreads normal living with the boring bread man but gets to learn about finding joy in simple things. But actually nobody’s normal here Tad is just like personally insane with masking and routine, he doesn’t fit in with gravity falls residents at all, and weirdmaggedons got him near his fucking limit so he has to learn to let things go a little bit and discover himself. Maybe they both get something from this experience maybe not. Maybe it’s gay or something. Idk I’m exhausted

[ecto-hazard]

got a note on this so i have to remind everyone how fucking huge my brain is

[oxboxer]

Last week's for-fun project: Potions for the modern adventurer! Which one would you use the most?

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[cheezydraws]

I decided to animate that part of the Fangamer ad too, months late.

[cheezydraws]

Tumblr successfully destroyed the video quality, so here's a Youtube version as well

[aimerai35mm]

sunlight smile in the hallway // 2025 // shot with minolta riva