DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON
@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
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trying on a metaphor
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Andulka
RMH
roma★
Janaina Medeiros
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@howtoreed
Beware!
Avoid sci-hub too👀
From Ask for PDFs from People with Institutional Access
Definitely don’t get your books from non university sources guys!! If they can’t gouge you on your book fees as well as your hyper-inflated tuition then how is that sportsball team gonna get another huge new stadium they definitely don’t need!!
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it
For all my call center readers.
Watch these same employers come crying in a few weeks how “nobody wants to work so we are closed :(“
fuck out of here with this bullshit. Study after study shows compassionate and understanding management, more time off for mental health and vacation, result in higher productivity and satisfaction and lower turn-over rates but sure let’s yell at Karen for eating a snack as she’s about to pass out from overworking
Working from home. (via mujisama)
Unmute
Thor does this lol
Cute
Apparently this is not the first time police have tried to disguise themselves as Orthodox Jews before. This is so insidious.
@queermachmir not only that but I am wondering if they are hoping to intentionally strain black-Jewish relations by doing this. Seems a classic pattern in history, ruling class hopes to stoke hatred/blame on Jews so people don’t see the real problem.
How can you tell they're cops???
Many of the things that people think of as visually distinguishing about frum Jews have actual religious and cultural significance, and it can be very obvious when someone doesn’t know that and does them wrong as a result.
In this picture, the undercover cop is wearing a dark suit and a hat, but is not wearing tzitzit, the religious garment that all men from this community wear pretty much at all times. Not only that, but he has peyot (side curls) but does not have a beard, which flies in the face of the entire religious reason for having peyot. Additionally, although it isn’t shown in the picture here, one of the cops was also wearing a cheap plastic kippah from a completely different movement of Judaism (because I guess all Jews are the same to them?) and was seen blatantly doing things which would be considered to break the Shabbos.
The combined effect is like seeing a woman wearing niquab together with a mini-skirt – it’s not only extremely off, but it’s honestly rather offensive. It looks like they bought a suit and fake, costume peyot from a racist halloween store that also sells costumes of “Mexicans” and “geishas”.
There have been plenty of attempts by the ruling class to pit Jews and the Black community against each other before. Don’t fall for it when they try it now.
*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*
don't bother me i'm fucking stanced
this is how disability works in america
Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16
Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.
I love this so much
Hot take: Holt’s husband knew that Holt would not care in the slightest if he sent candy; however, Kevin chose candy specifically because he knew the squad would eat it and then frantically fill it with supplies from around the office, which he knew Holt would love even more.
He did this so that Holt, who he loves dearly, would get a basket of things he loves while also unnecessarily stressing out the squad
The one he loved would get things he loved from people that loved him on two levels. Kevin, and his team.
He would then TELL Holt when he got back.
Holt would love him all the more, for thinking of a move that complex.
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Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
i csn’t brteath
When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT
I- I can’t I’m laughing to hard-
Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue
you’re telling me we are young came out NINE YEARS AGO
We were young, we wanted to set the world on fire.
Now we’re older, the world is on fire, and we’re desperately trying to put it out.
In all fairness, we didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world’s been turning.
Well, love IS a battlefield.
Ferret shows the owner her babies.
I’m straight up CRYING
King of the Hill will always be relevant.
