me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats rightâŠ..good boyâŠâŠvore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats rightâŠ..good boyâŠâŠvore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
And are the "people returning from Twitter" in the room with us right now?
baby girl just wanted a custodial job to pay the bills. Now she gotta be the local magic lady.
these tags are so funnyyyy
so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smithâs award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)
2022 intensifies
ITâS LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK
2016 was also the year of the Monkey
New rule: if youâre old enough to know what you are doing, zoos should just let the animals kill you if you fuck with them.
I second the new rule.
iâm so happy for her
Iâm happy sheâs back
Sometimes I can still hear their voice
Breaking: TikTok is better bc itâs more hostile towards humanity
The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.
Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.
I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. Â All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Â Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
âMUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDRENâ
âYes goodâ
âAND EAT THE BAD ONESâ
âWait noâ
âEAT THEMâ
âsasha noâ
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THATâS IT
SASHAâS BACK ON MY DASH!
Yâall better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. âIf the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.â
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it âmonitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediatelyâ.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True  objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")  Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldnât affect most things that youâre doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things youâre doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblrâs collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I donât love it
For all my call center readers.
The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that thereâs eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, thereâs a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.
Batryoshka dolls.
I am going to fucking set you on fire
LETâS FUCKING GOOOOO
THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION
âWE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEMâ
M: âWhatâs your name?â
R: âRudolph.â
M: âWhatâs your real name, Rudolph?â
R: â⊠Red-Nose.â
M: âQuite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.â
The only holiday post worth the season
me, watching rudolph and scrolling through tumblr: âŠ
the algorithm standing behind me: send in the rudolph posts
have you guys seen this. im so entranced im posting it everywhere