silkworm

she/they 🌷﹒20 ␥﹒ chopper’s mother 🍡𖥻 incorrect op quotes and memes

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[eleanorreadsandwritesromantasy]

At this point literally anything helps.

[mango-mingi]

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

[kimlockholmes]

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

[hoyalaland]

chopper: ZORO YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

zoro: b positive

chopper *in tears*: I’M TRYING

[hoyalaland]

what if i become a critical role blog omg bc i cant animate or draw to save my life can someone animate or draw vox machina with the song “empty chairs at empty tables” in keyleth’s point of view specifically bc she’s my special little thing PLS IM SO SAD

bonus if it starts with her watching bells hells

[hoyalaland]

zoro: alright chopper we’ll be back by 11:00 don’t leave the sunny

chopper: ok

chopper when it’s 11:01: they’re dead. i’m an orphan. i’ll have to fend for myself there is no hope.i’ll have to become my own emergency food.

[hoyalaland]

usopp slamming his fists on the table: THAT’S IT !!

points to luffy: fuck you

points to zoro: fuck you

points to nami and puts berry in a swear jar: fuck you

points to sanji: fuck you

points to robin slightly shaking: f-fuck you

points to franky: fuck you

points to brook: fuck you

points to chopper: robin says i can’t swear at you so hi

[hoyalaland]

usopp: something must’ve gone wrong with the printer; it messed up all of zoro’s birthday invitations!

nami: what? but chopper sent them all out already, maybe we can still make it work?

usopp handing her one of the invites: it says “let’s party! zoro’s bi”

nami:

robin: it still kind of works

[hoyalaland]

usopp: something must’ve gone wrong with the printer; it messed up all of zoro’s birthday invitations!

nami: what? but chopper sent them all out already, maybe we can still make it work?

usopp handing her one of the invites: it says “let’s party! zoro’s bi”

nami:

robin: it still kind of works

[hoyalaland]

more op tumblr posts bc ive watched the live action like 16 times pt2

[hoyalaland]

zoro: what time is it

luffy: hm let me check

luffy: *inhales*

luffy: *screams*

nami: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT 4 IN THE MORNING

luffy: it’s 4 am

zoro:

[hoyalaland]

nami teaching zoro how to drive: alright, we’re driving when luffy and sanji are on the road what do you hit?

zoro: sanji. i will never hurt luffy

nami: … the brakes… you hit the brakes

[hoyalaland]

*post mihawk fight and zoro’s recovering *

usopp: hey luffy-

luffy: zoro used to call me that :(

usopp: … because it’s your fucking name

[sinfulpepsi]

I think about this post every day

[hoyalaland]

omg wait

[assiraphales]

dracule mihawk let zoro live despite it being a death match and decided not to take luffy to garp just for the hell of it. add a few wild cards to the mix to spice things up. he took one look the rag tag group of straw hat pirates and said ‘bless this mess. imma let them marinate’

[randanopterix]

Luffy gets some new kicks

[hoyalaland]

squeaky shoes for a squeaky boy

[hoyalaland]

nami: im gay

usopp: thank you for being comfortable enough to tell me this

zoro: so you’re one of those alphabet people?

luffy: but i thought you were nami

sanji: *is unconsolable* you were 99% of the reason i joined

[butchered-icarian]

This boy

tells this mf

that he needs him

so that mf

proceeds to never be normal. Ever again.

And you're telling me this is their level 1 of devotion. That there's more, batshit insane level even.

[hoyalaland]

Chopper: *bandaging zoro’s leg* how did you break your leg?

Zoro: see those porch stairs?

Chopper: yeah?

Zoro: well i didn’t