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Hermione - Hey, about the love letter you sent me...

Harry - Yes?

Hermione - The fourth sentence...

Harry - Yes, that’s when it gets very emotional and I tell you-

Hermione - You forgot a comma

In the first german translation of Harry Potter, 'Snap exploded' was wrongly translated 'Snape explodiert' what means 'Snape exploded'.

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Everytime you stuck in a problem just think: 'what would Harry Potter do?' and do the opposite.

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It needed a while that my life changed from 'I know Harry Potter' to 'I love Harry Potter'. But it changed fast from 'I love Harry Potter' to 'I live Harry Potter'. And it changed way faster from 'I live Harry Potter' to 'Fanfictions are better than books'.

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Ron: If we hadn't Hermione, Harry would have died at the end of the first year. He wouldn't have known the sorcercer's stone, the dungeon and Nicholas Flamel.

Hermione: If I wasn't, he wouldn't have died at the end of the year, he would have died at Halloween. There were a troll in a dungeon and you two wouldn't have followed me, Quirrel would have stolen the sorcercer's stone, he would have brang Voldemort back to life aaaand *deep breath* Voldemort would have killed Harry.

Harry: That's the reason why we need you.

Snape: Obviously.

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Draco holds up Harry's mobile. "They're listening, you know." He jabs at the camera. "Watching, too."

Harry rolls his eyes. "I know."

"You know," Draco spits.

"Yep."

"And you don't care that they're listening to you piss. Watching you chortle at those kneazle vids that Weasley won't stop sending, despite my repeated requests for him to —"

Harry smirks. "Jealous? You can watch me jerk off anytime."

"Jealous. What — what are you doing masturbating to kneazles — that's disgusting even —"

"Not kneazles. Porn."

"Porn?"

"You know, vids of men fucking."

Draco's eyes round. Hesitates. "That's... on there?"

"Yeah." Harry licks his lips. "You want to see?"

For @drarrymicrofic prompt dangerous by big data

Hermione: If you have 12 galleons and I ask you for 4, how many do you have left?

Ron: Where did I get 12 galleons from?

Hermione: That's not important!

Ron: It is. Where did I get 12 galleons from?

Hermione: *sigh* I don't know, you borrowed it from Harry. Now answer the question!

Ron: Uh, I don't know.

Hermione: Just calculate!

Ron: 12.

Hermione: If you have 12 galleons and I ask you for 4 galleons, then how can you still have 12 galleons!

Ron: I won't give it to you, I borrowed it from Harry!

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Ron: Yeah. I say I'm full, I think I'm full, but Mum understands 'Iuh, it tastes disgusting'.

Hermione: I say I just want to learn and Mum thinks I have a secret boyfriend. It sucks!

Harry: What are you two playing?

Ron: Uhm. 'What I say and what my Mum unterstands'.

Harry: Oh ma gad, brilliant game! My Mum is so annoying. I always say 'I like my friends, I love it to live here, I don’t want to die, but I love you' and then my Mum starts screaming and asks me, why I hate her so much and why I don’t want to be with her. Urgh, it sucks!

Ron:

Hermione: ... Harry, yOU NEED HELP!