I'm hunting you down with a crossbow

i should use this more

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

[jumpy-b]

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[bruzum]

[5unm0th]

[hr-am]

this is so fucking funny he WOULD do that

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[hr-am]

Uh? Okay?

[hr-am]

Oh damn im not feeling good at all haha

[toskarin]

gyahaha sorry kid, but we're looking for someone a little more [finding out you don't actually want to join the Peerage of the Carnivore Sun] wait why

[toskarin]

[pulling back my sagely hood to reveal a second sagely hood] we've got knowledge [pulling the second hood back and an ostentatious wizard's hat decompresses before unfurling] and secrets [removing hat to reveal the skull] calavera [lifting skull to reveal smaller skull] calaverita

[hr-am]

i love your bisexual quaso 😏

HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEE

[hr-am]

i dont think they are doing it but the best thing limbus company could do to me specifically was if they started doing identities for low level mooks from the first cantos and make them extremely powerful Tingtanger Heathcliff and he inflicts One Billion rupture

[hr-am]

i need a Head Hooligan Outis to have 19 coins please

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[hr-am]

i dont think they are doing it but the best thing limbus company could do to me specifically was if they started doing identities for low level mooks from the first cantos and make them extremely powerful Tingtanger Heathcliff and he inflicts One Billion rupture

[top-cheese]

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

[thesunxlx]

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