The Entertaynment Perfect

The miscellaneous musings of an English major.

[trunkofhumours]

This fanfiction shit is easy

[automatuck9]

[ekjohnston]

Tolkien: I suspected the weirdest dude of all time, but literally nothing else.

Me: ...feels right

[clientsfromhell]

Yesterday I was asked to do some promo graphics for a local guitar store. He wanted 6 different guitar-shaped stickers, 3 separate t-shirt designs (all of which involved varying levels of copyright infringement), an advertisement for a local magazine, and several web graphics for his online site.

I told him I was open to some trade since I’m a player, too.

Client: So be nice to me on price, I’m just a little guy! I was thinking we could swap for a string change and guitar setup.

That’s the equivalent of about $35. Also, I can do that myself.

[tarrkin]

so there’s been some confusion lately

[durnesque-esque]

Unacceptable

[thepigeongazette]

so close yet so far

[i124you]

cancer season moodboard

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

[nashrow]

Merula done found the Vaults and my brother and probably all the horcruxes by the time my energy replenished.

[profeminist]

Source

[parrot-post-deactivated20181101]

View from above, view from below :)

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

So there is a gay porn cinematic universe now?

[lesbianrey]

this is when i know this bitch has got me on a sw character

[lilacbreastedroller]

[verylostpenguin]

*returns to a series 2 years later*

Who are all these people

[wweassets]

summarise black mirror to me

[ryanoftheday]

Today’s Ryans of the Day are: 

exhibiting gay culture

[alpha-canismajoris]

When you can’t romance a character in a videogame

[tastefullyoffensive]

by The Oatmeal