OH, SH*T !

“DO  YOU  STILL  HAVE  THAT  BAT?” “WHAT  BAT?” “THE  ONE  WITH  THE  NAILS.” 

[mikeshanlon]

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[striders]

leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.

[hrrngton-a2]

steve: if you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me robin: robin: robin: i just meant what are your plans for Tomorrow, 

[valtsv]

i’m just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was “a friend to everyone” and that i “lit up a room” when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that i was getting in way over my head” and that i “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever i went. if you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

[hrrngton-a2]

me looking at my own blog: god i’m so fucking funny

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hrrngton-a2]

steve was smart enough to piece together that the russian code was being recorded somewhere in starcourt mall but also. nancy has like. Definitely had to stop him from putting a metal bowl in the microwave at least twice before so 

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[wingedcorgi]

new job.

[fyrbol]

i adore @spitaught and @hrrngton.... both super lovely people !!!

send positivity for stranger things blogues and i’ll @ them   !

@spitaught   +   @hrrngton   !

[hrrngton-a2]

"let me do your hair."

          “     nuh-uh,    missy.     ”          steve  narrows  his  eyes  suspiciously,   leaning  back  a  bit  (   just  for  good  measure.  )     “     this  ‘do  is  sacred.   i  don’t  let  just  anyone  lay  hands  on  it.   what  are  your  qualifications?   can  i  see  some  references?     ” 

[willelbyers]

okay but Steve literally didn’t even know that Billy was possessed and he still just hit him with his car. icon

[eggpuffs]

i love santa clarita diet

[hrrngton-a2]

steve watching jane try to kill billy w no context or explanation whatsoever: fucking superb u funky little weirdo

[edsbev]

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

[edsbev]

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

[edsbev]

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again

[brighamhunguniversity]

[edsbev]

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

[edsbev]

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

[edsbev]

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again